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You Know You Have A Toddler If…

Posted by danielle on August 17th, 2011 at 9:31 am
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You are taunted by little people...

Remember those old Jeff Foxworthy You might be a redneck if… series?  In the back of my head for months I have been coming up with my own You know you have a toddler if… series.

In the past couple days I have wrote most of them down, but I also enlisted my twitter followers, as well as Facebook likers to put together a great list.  While I tried to focus on making just 8, I think eventually I may have to make it into a series of posts!

I would love for some of the readers here to also chime in with their own you know you have a toddler if’s!

 

benchocolate You Know You Have A Toddler If...

1- You have ever asked yourself is that poop or chocolate?
You know you have a toddler if you have ever asked yourself, is that poop or chocolate... and then do the sniff lick test...

 

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3 Comments

OMG, which member of the FBB is gone?

Anne commented on Aug 17 11 at 12:27 pm

They replaced Mareena. The original girl that played her has “retired” to start a family, according to the press.
They replaced her with a new similar looking red head, but my three year old noticed immediately!

Danielle commented on Aug 17 11 at 12:34 pm

Yes! i play the FBB songs on my ipod even when i’m not with my daughter… Shayna definitely needs to come back.. i don’t like the new Marina. haha.

also.. along the same lines.. You Know You Have a Toddler when you realize that you’re still watching Nick Jr even though your kids been sleeping for hours.

Samantha commented on Dec 05 11 at 12:31 am

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