Is your dog sad about going back to school?

Has your dog been acting particularly mopey lately?  Has she suddenly regressed to her puppy days and started relieving herself on the living room rug?  Has your formally well-behaved best friend recently started driving you crazy with incessant barking, howling and digging?

What about your cat?  Is he wandering around the house meowing a lot for no apparent reason?  Clawing the furniture?  Eating your houseplants?

If you answered yes to any of those questions, perhaps your pet is suffering from separation anxiety.  Now that the kids are back in school, your four-legged family members may be feeling a little sad and stressed, missing all the attention received during those glorious summer months. Continue reading »

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38-year-old Debra Ayala Tapia is pregnant with a fourth child, which normally would be cause to celebrate. Problem is, Debra just got out of prison on $100,000 bail and the baby’s father is a 15-year-old neighbor boy. Oh yeah, she’s also married. Continue reading »

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Parents are hypocrites. We seek to ingrain the best eating habits in our kids, yet we wake up at midnight and hork an entire box of Girl Scouts cookies (Tag-a-Longs, you’ll be the death of me!) Sure, we indulge because we’re adults and life sucks when you’re an adult, so yeah we’ll be having the deep fried cheesecake. Perhaps we let our kids have a bit of the naughty foods, but here are some doozies collected by Momlogic, from liquid cereal to gravy-filled bowls of “whatthehellisthat?” that children (and maybe even adults) should never wrap their lips around.

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Pang Ya is only two and yet, at 90 pounds, she weighs as much as the average adult Chinese woman.

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While the title of this post sounds facetious, it is in fact based on a real book.

Back in October of 2009 authors Thad Lacinak, Chuck Tompkins and Ken Blanchard (author of The One-Minute Manager) published the book, Whale Done Parenting. The gist of the guide is for parent to use the same techniques on your children as SeaWorld trainers employ with the Killer Whales. Continue reading »

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Apparently, Pastor Tipton was debating whether or not to preach this day, which is kinda his job. So when his wobbly son approached the stage, daddy gave him the mic.

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We’ve all been there, drunk and passed out on the fast food restaurant playland, the kids joyfully amusing themselves. It’s the picture of a perfect afternoon until the dumb cops arrive. So presented with such an intrusion, naturally you turn your children into weapons.

And who wouldn’t? We’ve all dreamed of controlling our own vicious legion of toddlers, eager to do our evil bidding. I mean, that’s why we had kids in the first place. But quickly after they’re born we learned our babies are more interested in gnawing on the corner of a Dora blanket than being our henchman.

But one drunk father in Colorado Springs never gave up.

Joshua Alger, 28, is the aforementioned man. When McDonald’s employees called the police on the prostrate Alger the cops realized he already had a warrant out.

So Alger released his hounds kids. Alger freaked, commanding his kids to “bite the officers’ faces off.” They didn’t.

And what is the punishment for sicking your kids on the cops? You get tased, bro. No, the cops did not tase the kids too.

One wonders if this was a scenario he’d already prepared for, training his kids to attack on command. On a serious note, let’s hope these kids have more sober relatives willing to take them.

Source: Denver Westword

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