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Keep my privates private!
Unless you’re living under a rock you probably witnessed the internet commotion about a paparazzi shot of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen’s son playing around, naked, on a beach.
A website called Barstool Sports used the headline “Check Out The Howitzer On Brady’s Kid” above the photo of 1-year-old Benjamin Brady frolicking on the sand. The website also added this horrifying descriptor: “Just swinging low like a boss. That’s what MVP QB’s do. They impregnate chicks and give birth to big dicked kids.”
As Deadspin.com reports, the uproar that ensued even involved state police:
The post was deemed so controversial that it resulted in writer Dave Portnoy’s being banned from Boston sports radio station WEEI, numerous threats of bodily harm from faceless Boston sports fans, and a mini-revolt from some of his own obscenely loyal fan base. According to Portnoy, the outcries were so severe that two exasperated Massachusetts state police officers even paid a visit to his house to ask if he would pull the offending post down.
Dave Portnoy took down the post but has remained vehemently unapologetic, saying he only took it down because he didn’t want to get in a pissing match with police. Douche. I know, I know, this particular discussion has been beaten to death but how a grown man can defend posting a photo and commenting on the private parts of a toddler is beyond me.
I bring up the Benjamin Brady photo as an example to ease you into my point. Parents, who would be outraged if someone else commented on their kid’s junk, do it themselves all the time. Continue reading »
Gisele Bundchen, world’s highest paid supermodel, thinks that there should be a mandatory worldwide law that women must breastfeed their babies for the first six months.
“Some people here (in the US) think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think ‘Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?’ I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months,” the 30-year-old Brazilian, who lives in the United States, told the UK Harper’s Bazaar magazine.
In an ideal situation, sure, it would be great if mothers breastfeed their babies for six months or even a full year or more. But, unfortunately, it’s not always so easy.
It looks like London Fog doesn’t want to get into the maternity wear business. Supermodel and all around Brazillian babe Gisele Bundchen recently was featured in a new campaign for the coat company. The ads feature a totally naked Gisele wrapped up in their classic overcoats. Thing is, Giselle is knocked up with Tom Brady’s baby. Instead of covering her up, showing off her baby bump or just getting another model, the company opted to PhotoShop out any signs of pregnancy. Continue reading »
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