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Are you familiar with the Twitter phenom “Crazy Stuff My Dad Says”? If not, familiarize yourself. (even if it’s fixed, it’s still brilliant) Not to be left out of the “WTF did you just say” trend, blogger sarcastic mom has complied a list of nutty things that came out of her mouth over a three day span. Such hits as:
No matter how many times you scream, you’ll still have to take a nap.
Pee goes in the toilet.
No, I won’t kiss your poo poo bum. (????)
Hahaha. Ok, really, don’t honk Mommy’s boobies. Hahahahahaha.
Police were shocked when they pulled over an erratic driver to find the drunken 19-year-old mother was attempting to breastfeed while drive.
After almost creating a collision, the drunken mother gave chase while the police followed, assumed still breastfeeding. Oh, and she was driving without a license in an unlicensed vehicle.
Joslyn Gray 
Amber Doty 
Julianna Miner 
Monica Bielanko 
Sierra Black 
Meredith Carroll 
Carolyn Castiglia 
Sunny Chanel 
Madeline Holler 
Wendy Michaels 
Rebecca Odes 
Danielle Smith 
Danielle Sullivan 
Katherine Stone 
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