When the Priest, the Stripper and Their Baby Is Not a Joke

I read all the way through the story about the priest, the stripper and their newborn daughter. And nowhere in it is there a punchline.

But there is the story of a man in a job known for its vows of poverty who is now being sued for child support. Continue reading »

Pretty Danish Single Mom Was a Fake

Sad news for lonelyhearts men everywhere: Karen, the pretty 27-year-old single mom from Denmark, was a fake.

More weirdly, it was created by Grey Advertising (where Duck Phillips tried to woo Pete and Peggy, for Mad Men fans) as a viral marketing campaign. Their client? Continue reading »

Mississippi Offers Free Paternity Tests to Baby Daddies

Worried that kid really doesn’t look like you? Quick, it’s time to head south - way south. The State of Mississippi will be offering free paternity tests to fathers (or suspected baby daddies anyway) on certain days throughout the month of September.

Why now? Turns out it’s all about the dough. Continue reading »

What Happens When Michael Jackson’s Daughter Gets Her Haircut?

When you sit down to get your hair cut, your severed strands of hair end up on the floor in little lonely piles until they are swept up and unceremoniously dumped in the trash. That is not what happens when Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris gets her hair cut. Continue reading »

UPDATE: Michael Jackson’s Will Leaves Kids to Diana Ross. Debbie Rowe Considers Contesting Guardianship.

Much hay has been made in the last 72 or so hours about the paternity and future guardianship of Michael Jackson’s kids. One can only hope said kids don’t have Internet access. Continue reading »