Girl’s Stuffed Animal Show Goes Horribly Wrong

Channing has a great idea.  She’s going to put on a stuffed animal dog show, and when she’s done, she wants all of you to grab your stuffed animals and make your own show.  Then she’ll choose the one that’s the best.

This sweet little video probably would have been lost in virtual oblivion had it gone as planned.  Only it doesn’t.

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Poo Poo Pouch Prevents the Dreaded “Number 3″

Elimination euphemisms are pretty easy to decipher.  There’s Number 1, Number 2, and Number 3.

Number 3? What’s number 3? you might ask. But if you’ve ever cared for a brand new baby, you don’t even need to ask. Because you’ve lived it, survived it, and don’t really want to think about it ever again.  Number 3 looks a little like this:

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How to Defend Against a Baby with A Knife

So important you watch this, guys.

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Halloween Hair for Dummies

Everyone has a bad hair day, but on Halloween you get one and only one chance to make your follicular mark, so you’d better get it right.  The folks over at Cozy’s Cuts for Kids in New York City have come up with fool-proof ways  to make your little trick-or-treater shine in some of this season’s most popular costumes.

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Halloween Candy That May Scare You

When I was a kid a neighbor we nicknamed the “Banana King” would hand out bananas every year on Halloween.  Bananas?  On Halloween?  Was he out of his mind?

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New Snack May Make You Dance

First there were deep fried twinkies.  Then came, horrifyingly enough, Jimmy Dean’s Pancake and Sausage on a Stick.

Now, some guy in Texas has created the newest contender, and likely victor,  in the race to harden your arteries: deep-fried butter.

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Cheap Ass Halloween Costumes to Make Your Children Sad

Some parents really go all out to make Halloween a special occasion for their children. And some parents wake up from a drunken stupor on October 31st, roll of the couch and exclaim, “It’s Hallow what?! Fine, kid, put this paper bag on your head. Now you’re the ghost of a tree. Happy, skedaddle!”

Some parents will spare no expense to make Halloween as depressing as possible. These are those parents’ kids.

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New I-Phone App to Detect Balloon Hoaxes?

So I thought the Fromage app was cool.  I mean, what’s not to like about a tool that can identify over 380 cheeses?  And the Surf Report will surely satisfy my inner Gidget, but, this…this is an app we can ALL use:

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Childbirth Doll a Little Too Accurate

Of course this is on Etsy, where else would it have been?! Based on everything I know of Etsy crafters I want to hang with those ladies because they are CRUNKED. They are like the Tony Starks of knitting. Except instead of getting hooched and flying around blasting their repulsers, they slam the purple drank, pick up some needles and do some damage.

Who ever made this is the Andy Warhol of crafting. Check out this latest epic squeezed out of the factory.

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Levi Johnston Promotes Contraception with Salty Nuts

When you can take a shot at abstinence-only education, the former Governor of Alaska and vice-presidential runner-up and shill shelled nuts all in one blow, you must be some kind of genius. Or Levi Johnston.

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