Dad Shaves Shoplifting Daughter’s Head

Talk about extreme discipline. A Florida roofer has been arrested for shaving his daughter’s head as a punishment.

The girl, he said, shoplifted jewelry from Wal-Mart, then later used a Game Boy without permission. Continue reading »

Breaking: Newspaper Reports Macaulay Culkin is the Father of Michael Jackson’s Son Blanket

The Telegraph is reporting Macaulay Culkin provided sperm to Michael Jackson to create Jackson’s son, Prince Michael II, AKA Blanket.

Okay, everything Michael Jackson related has officially gone off the rails. I wrote recently that no new developments surrounding Michael Jackson would surprise me.

I stand corrected.

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Wife of Journalist Kidnapped by Iranians is 6 Months Pregnant

Her husband was kidnapped by the Iranian government on June 21, and she hasn’t even been able to speak to him in almost two months. Oh yeah, and on top of that, Newsweek reporter Maziar Bahari’s wife happens to be six and a half months pregnant. Continue reading »

Grown Children Claim Imprisoned Father Never Actually Molested Them

This is the most disturbing case I’ve ever read of parents wrongfully involving their kids in their marital troubles. Two grown children have come forward with claims that their father, who was convicted of molesting them soon after their parents divorced, never actually abused them. Continue reading »

Daily Sex Really Could Make a Baby

Proving once again that there’s never too much of a good thing, scientists have given the go-ahead to have as much sex as you want. Even if you’re not planning a baby right now, word has it daily sex (yes, we said daily) is good for sperm motility. Continue reading »

Obama’s Father’s Day Message

While I can understand some of the criticism directed at President Barack Obama (the less over-heated criticism, anyway), I hope that even his harshest critics can agree that he seems to be a good dad. This Father’s Day, the Commander-in-Chief shares some of his thoughts on daddyhood in Parade Magazine.

First, a quick aside: Everyone who thinks that “print is dead” needs to realize that millions of Americans still read newspapers. Why else would President Obama contact Parade and ask them to publish his essay? He could just put it on the Internet, right? But if he did, many people wouldn’t get to read it. Continue reading »

Do Not Buy Dad Socks For Father’s Day

Of all the things you can get for dad on Father’s Day, I hope that “socks” are not even on your list. They certainly aren’t on his.

But this press release we received thinks that’s crazy. Crazy!

Here you go:

Breakfast in bed?  What about socks on a platter? Continue reading »

Dad Grows Pot to Be a “Cool” Parent

In middle school and high school, I used to feel secretly sorry for the kids who were known for having “cool” parents. Everyone else seemed to think that having a dad pull up outside the school building blasting Eminem, or a mom who hung out and chatted about boys with her daughters’ friends was something to be envied. Continue reading »