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I can hear Henny Youngman — “Take my son — please!” — only this is no joke. A young couple in Southwestern China actually sold their six-day-old son for slightly less than $400 in order to buy a cellular phone. Now there’s a couple of kids — he’s 21 and she’s 19 — with some mixed up values. I would have held out for enough to buy a laptop at the very least.
Taking your kids on vacation doesn’t have to spoil the fun anymore thanks to Royal Caribbean. They’ve put in a lo-jack for kids – so you don’t have to watch the little brats every second of the day.
The entire article drips with sarcasm. You’ll soon learn Laura Steins is “squeaking by on $300,000 a year.” But first, you get a taste of the morning routine – including the live-in nanny.
If you’re thinking the worst part of this story is that an idiot teen was paying too much attention to her cell phone not to notice an open manhole cover, you’re woefully mistaken.



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