Obama Featured in 60 Kids Books

Regardless of his popularity polls at the moment, Barack Obama is a more popular president with children’s book publishers than his predecessor.

Less than a year into his presidency, Barack Obama has already made his way into dozens of children’s books - sixty to be exact. Continue reading »

Michelle Obama Action Figure — in 3 Amazing Looks!

Finally, the First Mom for your action figure collection!

Jailbreak Toys, the people who brought you one of the several Barack Obama action figures last year, has released the Michelle Obama action figure. You’ll love what she’s wearing! Continue reading »

Facebook “Kill Obama” Poll Was Created by a Child

When a Facebook using a third-party application created a poll asking the question “Should Obama be killed?”, Secret Service agents took the implied threat very seriously.

They shut down the application — which included choices like “yes,” “maybe,” and “if he cuts my health care” — removed the poll, and went searching for it’s user.  Their “man” hunt turned up a surprise, though:  The poll creator was a child.

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First Lady Celebrates Sesame Street

Michelle Obama on Sesame Street

On November 10, 1969, a television show unlike any other debuted on PBS. Based on the idea that if you could hold the attention of children, you could educate them, the program introduced kids to a grouchy green creature who lived in a garbage can and an oversized yellow bird. That show, of course, was Sesame Street.  Forty years later, the program that forever changed children’s television is celebrating with a brand new look and a VIP quest. Continue reading »

School Children Praise Obama in Song - Indoctrination or Innocent Ditty?

Let the accusations of indoctrinations, brainwashing and teaching socialism to our school kids be slung around yet again.

A YouTube video from earlier in the year, which was shot at a New Jersey Elementary School, is getting lots and lots of new attention. The clip shows about twenty children singing songs praising President Obama. One celebrates his “great plan” to “make this country’s economy No. 1 again”. And just to really get nervous parents panties in a bunch, the song takes quotes from the spiritual Jesus Loves the Little Children and replaces Jesus with Obama. Yeah, that’s probably taking it a bit too far.

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President Obama Will Wait in Line for the Swine Flu Shot

The first batches of swine flu vaccinations should be rolling out in about two weeks, but President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama won’t be among the first to be vaccinated.  Instead, they’ll wait until priority groups are immunized first.

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Morning News - VIDEO - Obama Calls Kanye A Jackass

I was all bummed that I missed out on Morning News yesterday. Jimmy Carter’s comments about why some people don’t like President Obama (race), President Obama calling Kanye West a jackass.

But thanks to the wonders of the Internet, and the slow rollout of important issues such as the MTV VMAs, we now have video of the Commander in Chief commenting on Kanye West’s interruption of Taylor Swift as she accepted her first Moon Man.

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Morning News - Health Care Bill Less Than A Trillion

Democratic Senator Kent Conrad says they he and his colleagues have a health care bill that would cost “below $880 billion.” Is that all? I’ve got that in my couch cushions! What’s the holdup?

Patrick Swayze died at age 57. He had pancreatic cancer.

Employees of Chinese telecom company China Mobile “were caught calling China Telecom network with more than 200 cellphones at the same time last Monday” in an attempt to disrupt their network. There’s a lot of not so good things happening in China these days. Continue reading »

School Skipped Obama Speech, Sends Kids to Bush Speech

Some five hundred kids from Arlington will be bused out to watch former President George W. Bush give a speech later this month at the new Dallas Cowboys Stadium. These are the same kids who weren’t allowed to watch President Barack Obama’s speech to American school children yesterday.

Hypocrisy has a new name, and it shares it with a school district in Texas. Continue reading »

VIDEO: Hitler Learns Obama’s Coming for Our Kids

While the right wing was pulling their kids out of school and protesting the president’s indoctrination of our kids, the Fuhrer was getting REALLY P-O-ed.

The folks at Skitzo Studios had a little fun with subtitles to bring you Adolf Hitler’s reaction to the news that President Obama was going to be allowed to talk to all of America’s school children. Continue reading »