
Her qualifications are excellent. Would you hire her to watch your kids?
I’ve been looking for a babysitter. I’m using the Care.com website, combing through profiles of women in our city, checking out photos and qualifications.
My reaction to the super-cute gals hoping to be selected as caregiver to my children has surprised me.
I don’t want to hire them.
Truly, I am not the jealous type. In fact, I tend to check out women with my husband. Women are beautiful, and I am often attracted to them. I’ll nudge Serge at grocery stores if a pretty girl is in the vicinity. We even debate chests together. Real or fake? And for years I enjoyed watching women fawn over my husband as he worked it on stage with his band, Marah.
But that was before baby. Now? Well, I guess I don’t need a stone-cold hottie skulking around the house putting me to shame.
Shallow? Yes. But I’m still learning to love my thicker middle, stretch marks, and saggy mom tits and I don’t need a perky young thang bouncing around reminding me — or my husband — of how much times have changed.
When asked for a direct quote regarding how he would feel about hiring a smokin’ hottie to babysit our kids, my husband said he “prefers not to discriminate against anyone on the basis of looks” and would “absolutely hire a beautiful woman to babysit” and said he’d even “vet her himself.” Furthermore, Serge said he’d “totally be willing to pick her up and drop her off if she didn’t have her own transportation.”
When I mentioned I meant a hot male babysitter, he left the room.
I’m kidding about the conversation, of course, and I suppose I should just pull myself up by my bra straps and tell you, you generally judgmental internet strangers, why I really don’t want to hire a beautiful babysitter.
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