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Live-blogging Charlie Sheen’s Web Show “Sheen’s Korner”
Charlie Sheen was in his Korner for 11 minutes tonight.
Episode 3 of Charlie Sheen’s web show “Sheen’s Korner” just went live for a very brief and nonsensical 11 minutes. In the first minute of the show, Sheen dropped a handful of f-bombs. Sheen’s hair was a disaster, the bags under his eyes could suit him for a flight around the world – solo – and he was smoking like a fiend. He’s likely drinking booze, too, since I saw the top of a bottle that looked like the type that holds liquor. Sheen mimicked chugging at one point.
Thank God the custody hearing between Sheen and Mueller originally scheduled for tomorrow has been cancelled, because I’m not sure Sheen can put together a coherent sentence at this point.
During Episode 3, Sheen was on the phone with Bob Maron again, talking about being in the “middle of a movement.” His “winning” shtick already seems old, especially when it’s so obvious Sheen’s about to crash from his high. Sheen once again had trouble with his connection to Maron, leaving him “foiled by phones and trolls,” yet this time Maron seemed to want to distance himself from Sheen, mentioning more than once that he was trying to decipher Sheen’s isms like everyone else. I can’t help but think this would be brilliant if it was performance art, but Sheen’s meltdown is all too real. At one point he said, “I’m gonna reach out to the founder of Amazon to sell my book, Apocalypse Me: The Jaws of Life,” adding, “If you buy ten copies, I get one free. If you buy 11, you get them all. Everybody wins.” At least he still has a sense of humor?
Sheen did talk about marriage and family a bit, saying, “Marry a tree, because the other type of marriage didn’t work out for me, so I’m just gonna marry a tree.” (I think it might be best if you stay away from marriage altogether, Charlie.) Surprisingly, Sheen did not use his 11 minutes on air to talk about being fired from Two and a Half Men.
As the world watches Charlie Sheen meltdown publicly, his father, Martin Sheen, is not the only person out there who still desperately wants to help Charlie. Witches and warlocks in Salem, Massachusetts held a magical intervention on behalf of Sheen this week, saying that he summoned them with his use of the words warlock, goddesses and high priest. The Boston Globe reports, “The intervention involved a “healing circle,” which took place at Crow Haven Corner, a witchcraft store on Essex Street yesterday afternoon.” Owner Lorelei Stathopoulos told reporters, ”You do a circle with love in your heart. He’s a wonderful actor… he should be helping the world.” Or at the very least, helping himself regain access to his children. When witches you don’t know are trying to heal you, you know you’re too far gone.
Sources: TMZ
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Diane Ferguson commented on Mar 07 11 at 11:19 pmCharlie, give it up and stop! You are not all that and a bag of chips. You have been in rehab more times than a lot of people change underwear ( assuming they wear them). Get your life together and try to make a life for yourself and your children. Your childish antics are not funny nor are they making life easier for your children. It’s not all about you, you have others you are responsible for and God knows you aren’t adult enough to be responsible for yourself, let alone being responsible for others.
Keir commented on Mar 08 11 at 1:52 amNone seems to be particularly bothered that a mentally ill man is being facilitated in airing his delusions for posterity. But then none seemed in any way concerned when he shot a woman, Kelly Preston, in the arm. Six years later he was involved in beating up girlfriend Brittany Ashland to which he plead no contest to a misdemeanour charge of battery with “serious bodily injury.” His latest wife Brooke Mueller was forced to seek medical care after the latest incident. What about that time recently when a terrified woman was forced to call 911 as she hid in the toilet whilst a maddened Sheen, naked, trashed his hotel room to which no charges were pressed? Who cares that he has numerous young children who need to be looked after? I think the ones cheering his mania on are hypocritically choosing to ignore those who have needed protection to demand care for the perpetrator.
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Scott commented on Mar 08 11 at 2:17 pmOH EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET OFF THEIR HIGH HORSES AND COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACTS.
First, Two and a Half Men is a funny show that people do watch. It has good writing and the characters (including Charlie Sheen) are very good and make the show what it is.
Second, Writers are often criticized by actors. GET OVER IT!!!
Third, Charlie Sheen isn’t the first “drug addict” in show business so stop making such a big deal out of this. HELL THE WRITERS IMPLY MARIJUANA USE FOR JAKE, CHARLIE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A WOMANIZING ALCOHOLIC, AND BERTA IS INTO EVERYTHING ON THE DOWN LOW. This isn’t a huge deal and all the writers of “2 and a half men” are doing by getting butt hurt over what Charlie said, is ruining a working, funny, enjoyable show. You don’t need to be a genius to know if it ain’t broke don’t fix it, and yeah so what if Charlie Sheen smokes crack? People are going to do what they are going to do. You think that rehab “helps” people change? No! People change if they WANT to change and for no other reason. Rehab is a pointless waste of time in the long run because most people “forced” to go to rehab, either lie and “fake it to make it” or they don’t complete the program successfully cause they’re bad at lying..
People don’t have to approve of what Charlie does in his free time, Hell I doubt that if 90% of us were in the lime light we’d have a perfectly proper and morally healthy lifestyle… I know I’d be hated on by someone… Stop blowing things out of proportion. You’re not perfect! So quit acting like there is a responsibility and image to uphold in his line of work.. The show doesn’t lie to you, he’s a womanizer, an alcoholic, and yeah he uses drugs… and you’re better because of your self-righteousness? NO! You’re a loser and are trying to feel better about being such a loser by pickin’ on someone that doesn’t hide and lie about who he really is… He’s a better man than most of the people trashing him and handles himself appropriately given the circumstances he is in these days… So enough of your pious holier-than-Charlie bulls–t, it’s time you got honest with yourself.
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