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Sudden Change Eye Serum: It Really Does Work
Rachael's doing her part to make parents more beautiful.
Did you see the Rachael Ray Show today? No? Good. Me neither. But boy, oh boy, did you and I both miss out.See, Rachael had on Dr. Youn.
No, I don’t know who he is, but I’ll tell you what I do know. He can give you a 90-second facelift that will drastically change your appearance without even having to go under the knife.The remedies espoused by the good doctor combat crow’s feet, sagging face, and my personal favorite—that pesky area underneath your eyes.
According to her show’s website, Rachael Ray is helping parents maintain their youthful good looks by having guests such as Dr. Youn drop inexpensive beauty tips on her viewers. And as far as the area underneath your eyes? Dr. Youn recommends a product known as Sudden Change Under Eye Firming Serum.
And I’m here to tell that it works. At least the stuff I got did. Mine came in a package of three, and arrived via C-section on July 29, 2007, and the area under my eyes hasn’t been the same since.
I wish I had a before and after photo to prove it, but God as my witness, on the day it arrived, I was just a normal guy with normal eyes. But within a few short weeks I was sporting some big ol’ bags. Dark suckers at that.
I looked like a cartoon character desperately in need of a 30-minute rest with a couple of raw steaks sitting atop my eyes. One thing, though. The show claims the serum is reasonably affordable. But the three boxes I got cost me an arm and a leg.
But boy did it change the way my eyes looked. Sadly, though, I seem to have plateaued a bit, so to make sure that my eyes don’t go back to normal, my wife and I ordered more. Accidentally ordered more that is.
It’s due in on July 21, 2011. Just one package this time, thank God.
We’re not sure what we’re going to name it yet.
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holly commented on Jan 11 11 at 3:13 pmI get the joke at the end, but I had a rally hard time following the rest of this.
holly commented on Jan 11 11 at 3:13 pm*really
John Cave Osborne commented on Jan 11 11 at 3:20 pm@holly—thanks for reading, nonetheless! I thought when I wrote “Mine came in a package of three, and arrived via C-section on July 29, 2007,” it was apparent that my “sudden change eye serum” was kids, triplets at that. Sorry it wasn’t more apparent (as the bags in my eyes are!). And thanks, again, for reading…
Manjari commented on Jan 11 11 at 3:37 pmI got it, and I thought it was funny.
John Cave Osborne commented on Jan 11 11 at 3:41 pm@manjari—thank you! It’s good to hear from you, my friend. Hope all is well with you!
IrishCream commented on Jan 11 11 at 3:54 pmFunny! You should call your credit card company and tell them you want to cancel that recurring order. I would looove to hear that call!
John Cave Osborne commented on Jan 11 11 at 3:56 pm@IrishCream—I think it would go something like this:
Me: I want my money back.
Them: Why?
Me: Because it’s making me go bald, too.
IrishCream commented on Jan 11 11 at 4:43 pmThat’s weird. Mine left me with a full head of hair, plus some special silver highlights to boot.
Mistress_Scorpio commented on Jan 11 11 at 4:55 pmMy eye serum came with a sample of Boob Sag.
sue edell commented on Jan 12 11 at 10:05 amSudden change under eye firming serum is a great product! I’ve been using it ever since my husband brought it home! This product rocks!!!
mtate commented on Feb 13 11 at 4:48 pmits great, been using the sudden change serum for at least 10 years, It’s
widely recommended.. try it , you will love it.. can’t be without it
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