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Evil Clown Stalks Children for Fun
Remember how you felt the first time you saw that evil clown in Stephen King’s It, peeking out from below the sewer grate?
Now you can give your kids a real, live scary clown for their birthday … complete with stalking!
Dominic Deville, professional child scare-er, will dress up like an evil clown and stalk your children for a week. If he catches them, he’ll smash a cake in their face. If he doesn’t, the cake is theirs to eat, along with a gift of years of therapy to recover from their week of terror.
Deville, who only stalks kids in Lucerne, Switzerland, will follow kids home from school and/or work, leave threatening text messages, make prank phone calls, and set scary traps.
‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ Deville told Metro.co.uk. ‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.”
Deville has boundaries: He won’t break into a residence or bug kids at work, and any time that a kid feels like he’s had enough, the stalking stops.
You know, I used to think the meanest prank in the world was those fake lottery tickets that make people believe they’ve won $10,000, but I think Evil Clown Stalker tops them all. Riding a roller coaster or watching a horror movie — fun. Being stalked? Freaky. Just ask any celebrity who’s been there.
Deville and his clown friends say it’s all just fun and games, what do you think?
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Mistress_Scorpio commented on Apr 15 10 at 10:35 amI have a few adults I would love to do this to…
Jenny commented on Apr 15 10 at 11:03 amMe too Mistress Scorpio
Kikiriki commented on Apr 15 10 at 1:52 pmI know a couple of 12 year-olds who would LOVE this. I think the actual way it works is that it is a KNOWN gift to the kid, who then gets to dodge the scary clown for a week. Kind of like the “Zombies vs. Humans” game that was really popular a few years ago at colleges.
MomofBeans commented on Apr 15 10 at 2:22 pmI think that if I saw this clown following me around I would shoot him in his face.
brokemom commented on Apr 15 10 at 5:33 pmcan i PLEASE sign my ex-husband for this kind of “gift”?? This would be so so so cool.
Angela commented on Apr 15 10 at 6:06 pmHow is this legal? Wouldn’t the clown be screwed if the kid called the cops (as they should)?
Mistress_Scorpio commented on Apr 15 10 at 6:59 pm@MomofBeans: ROFLMAO!
Jocasta Jones commented on Apr 15 10 at 8:56 pmbrokemom, i like the way you think!!!!!!
Nancy commented on Apr 16 10 at 12:06 amOne of my sons would totally love this. He loves clowns – except I think He’d probably want to stalk the clown.
Johnny Hotstuff commented on Jun 07 10 at 1:16 pmthis sounds like fun. i’d love my son to get this treatment… he’s already paranoid enough, i’m on the verge of sending him to a psych hospital.
Rachel commented on May 18 11 at 11:22 pmhonestly, as someone who thinks clowns are the devil, just reading this made me hypervehntilate. I would never do that to a kid.
Leann Holland commented on Jun 10 11 at 10:41 amThat is hilarious! My teenage boys would love this. My younger two would be scarred for life though. I would love this too!
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