Single mom, fertilization enthusiast, would-be reality show star-you can add one more job to Nadya Suleman’s (Octomom) resume: swimsuit model.

Maybe that doesn’t seem out of the ordinary to you, maybe you see swimsuit modeling a natural next step to a controversial single mother of 37 kids. But maybe this will surprise you; she says she got back into swimsuit shape with no help at all. As in, no plastic surgery.

“I would feel like I cheated,” she told Star magazine. “I wanted to prove to myself that I can do it on my own, naturally. My friends call me Rubber Band because I always snapped back so quickly after my other kids!”

We all like to believe in magic. I want nothing more in the world than for unicorns to frolic with leprechaun beneath a butterscotch fountain-but even magic couldn’t do this. Let’s take a look at the “family way” Octomom again.

See those stretch marks? Looks like an aerial view of the Los Angeles freeway system. Do you mean to tell me those 80 square yards of extra skin just vanished on their own? Sorry

C’mon, Nadya, celebrities admitting to plastic surgery is no big deal these days (Yeah, I just acknowledged Octomom is a celebrity). In fact, it would be weird for one to insist they didn’t. People have enough doubts about how in touch with reality you are without you tossing lies only a 4-year-old would believe they could get away with.

So listen, you look great. Science is an amazing thing, let’s just leave it at that, okay?

Photos: TMZ, Celebuzz

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hey look! she’s boxy! and has had an obvious tummy tuck! and the photoshoot is obviously staged! the EXACT same things she said about kate gosselins bikini photos before she tore them up. this woman is crazy. seriously delusional. stretch marks dont just go away on their own nadya. or extra skin for that matter.

maeby commented on Jan 21 10 at 9:48 am

She claims she would feel that cosmetic surgery would be cheating, but she has had 14 children via IVF? The extreme to which she is able to of compartmentalize is astounding. I am almost inclined to believe that she hasn’t had a lot of work done simply because I don’t think she looks all that great in the bikini. She looks skinny, yes, but skinniness alone does not make someone look attractive. However, even if there wasn’t the question of stretch marks and extra skin, the unnatural belly button and breasts (which, when taken with her lack of hips and skinniness seem fake) really do scream “surgically enhanced.”

alison commented on Jan 21 10 at 12:37 pm

The unedited photos show the surgical scars:
http://sites.google.com/site/stopsuleman/project-updates/uneditedphotos

You can see they were clearly airbrushed, which she denies, and that she obviously had surgery which she also denies. Medical records made public by workers comp show a documented breast implant procedure.

Find out more about her lies and fraud here:
http://www.bit.ly/StopSuleman

Marie commented on Jan 22 10 at 12:04 pm

OK, so explain the medical documents which are public record (part of the workers comp file, which is public) that show BREAST IMPLANTS?

Bound4Belize commented on Jan 22 10 at 12:06 pm

Marie, I would like to look at the pictures but don’t have access to the google site :(

Rainbogirl420 commented on Apr 15 10 at 12:16 am

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