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Childbirth Doll a Little Too Accurate
Of course this is on Etsy, where else would it have been?! Based on everything I know of Etsy crafters I want to hang with those ladies because they are CRUNKED. They are like the Tony Starks of knitting. Except instead of getting hooched and flying around blasting their repulsers, they slam the purple drank, pick up some needles and do some damage.
Who ever made this is the Andy Warhol of crafting. Check out this latest epic squeezed out of the factory.
Description from the Etsy page.
She is anatomically correct, as is her newborn son! Her embellishments include a wedding ring, earrings and necklace and her son has a tiny belly button, made with a real button to which the umbilical cord attaches.
Yikes. Seriously, though, I need like 20 of these. My house needs to be filled with yarny afterbirth.
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Childbirth Doll a Little Too Accurate | Daily News Group commented on Jun 26 10 at 9:27 pmBec commented on Oct 09 09 at 2:02 pmI love that they must mention the wedding ring. Wouldn’t want to offend anyone.
Alicia commented on Oct 09 09 at 4:46 pmThat is so unbelievably creepy. WOW
Marcella commented on Oct 10 09 at 1:26 pm…the hell?
a'smom commented on Oct 11 09 at 12:55 amdisturbing doesn’t even cover it.
the_g_is_silent commented on Oct 13 09 at 1:48 pmhow about a handmade placenta to go along with it?: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26482518
Cole Gamble commented on Oct 13 09 at 1:51 pmi saw that. scary
Megan commented on Jun 15 10 at 1:59 pmI don’t see anything wrong with this. Childbirth and sex are a natural part of life. Why is it wrong for people to attempt to find a palatable way to explain to their children where they came from? A healthy understanding of reproduction would lead to a lot less sexual frustration and misunderstanding down the road.
dnlcllns commented on Oct 10 11 at 9:21 pmI actually “Like” it. Wouldn’t give it to my Grands or an yone. Would have it around – Sort of “Earthy Motherish” – Yeah.
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