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Unintentionally Disturbing Children’s Toys
Making toys is hard. Who knows what kids like, amIright? Here, example, are some good intentioned toys that crossed the line from fun to frightening.
The Face Bank
Yeah, tell your kids to put their hands in that mouth. Let your children learn economics by putting their allowance into a nightmare.
Big Loo The Giant Robot
Nipple missiles. ‘Nuff said.
Erwin the Little Patient
Just what every other doll is missing–internal organs for your kid to remove.
Dancing Lederhosen
Yeah, we won WWII, but here’s proof we still can’t trust the Germans.
Thanks Cracked.
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