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7 Most Inappropriate Products for Kids.
What do toddler stripper heels, plush dolls representing various sexual diseases and a children’s tattoo parlor play set all have in common? They’re amongst the 7 Most Inappropriate Products for Kids.
The Huff Po just put together a list of some really questionable toys and products aimed at kids. Such as:
Stuffed STD’s
I don’t get the problem. These are terribly helpful education aids that make venereal disease fun for the children. Your kid is never too young to learn about The Clap. Besides, look at how adorable Herpes is! I want Herpes!
Toy Tattoo Gun
Sure there are plenty of kid tattoos for sale out there, but they don’t truly convey the experience of stepping into a tattoo parlor to make a bad decision. Let your child discover their inner artist as they brand and cross out the names of 8th grade girlfriends on their friends’ arms. Just make sure those pretend needles are pretend clean, kid, or we’ll have to introduce you to the Stuffed STD dolls.
Shave that Baby
Not quite sure what’s going on here. I do know that the product is Japanese. Are Japanese babies born with an abundance of pubic hair? And what’s going on with the hair suspenders? I smell 2010′s Hottest Hipster fashion trend.
Full list here.
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Lucky commented on Sep 17 09 at 6:34 pmOMG I wish you guys could have seen my husband’s reaction to shave the baby! It was priceless!
Rosana commented on Oct 02 09 at 4:54 pmHahahaha!!! can stop laughing
Tabby commented on May 16 10 at 1:38 amActually, that shave-a-baby is Chinese.
obeyroy commented on Mar 21 11 at 3:15 amThe Shave your baby doll is not Japanese, but Chinese.
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