Pole Dancing Doll Makes Our Heads Spin
Thanks to Gizmodo, a million parents of little girls will not be sleeping tonight. Instead they’ll be envisioning how to keep their daughters off the pole.
Because word is out that a “Pole Dance” doll made specifically for kids is out on the market just waiting to be wrapped up and dropped under the Christmas tree . . . in a bordello.Â
The girl shockingly is wearing a significant amount of clothing - posing the legitimate (albeit unlikely) chance that this could be a case of marketing gone wrong. She could really just be a little girl dancing in a circle a la the ballerina on top of your old music box.
OK, probably not, but it would make us feel better.
More likely, this is playing off the sexualization of American kids in hopes that the same parents who buy nipple tassels for toddlers will pay up for an “ironic” pole dancing doll. After all she goes “up and down” and “round and round.” Want to bet you could add the words “the block” to the box and ship this off to Spencer’s?
Who knew we’d actually find dolls that make Bratz look old-fashioned and wholesome?
Do you think this is a sick joke or absolutely hilarious?
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Tags: bizarre, creepy toys, Jeanne Sager, Playdate, poll dancing doll, sexualization, toys, weird
19 Comments
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The Pole Dancer Doll | Droolicious commented on Sep 02 09 at 4:31 pmMistress_Scorpio commented on Aug 30 09 at 5:37 pmAccording to Chris Rock, it’s the *Daddy’s* job to keep his little girl off the pole. Anyway, I’m going to choose to believe this is a gag… and thank my lucky stars that I have a boy!
DMC commented on Aug 30 09 at 10:10 pmI think it’s both a sick joke *and* hilarious.
feefifoto commented on Aug 31 09 at 6:18 amThis is being sold in America? Like, where we live?
Bob commented on Aug 31 09 at 6:30 pmCommentsYou go girl!
Pussy Galore commented on Aug 31 09 at 11:54 pmLet me guess: “Made In China.”
rose commented on Sep 02 09 at 10:54 amComments I hope & pray this is a sick joke or America has finally become nasty & full of sex, lies & deception.
Krissy B commented on Sep 03 09 at 10:18 amI agree…sick *AND* hilarious! What the hell has this world come to? At least we can laugh about it…but I know I wont be buying my 4 year old daughter one!!
KIMBERLY commented on Sep 11 09 at 5:22 pmTHIS IS SICK AND VERY VERY INAPROPRIATE!!!!!!!! THIS WORLD HAS CAME A SICK AND NASTY WAY!
Stacy M commented on Sep 11 09 at 6:14 pmComments LOL!!! I love it! I’m asking Santa for one =))
Danielle commented on Sep 11 09 at 8:30 pmI wonder what it does HAHA
foxy commented on Sep 11 09 at 10:04 pmComments Man this is CRAZY!…Whoever thought of this, are they advertising it’s ok to be a poledancer for your profession?..UGH, people!
Lisa commented on Sep 12 09 at 2:25 amLove it! I only wish they had this out when I was a kid!! Umm, not sure why people are so offended when so many parents let their little girls run around dressed like little sluts (??)
Rasheedah Sabreen commented on Sep 13 09 at 6:32 pmI blame stuff like this on all those who actually purchased “Pet Rocks” during the 80s(?). That sales campaign let the world know that the consumers of the United States will drop dollars,literally, for anything.
Rasheedah Sabreen commented on Sep 13 09 at 6:36 pmOne more thing!This to all those parents of boys on here who think they are in the clear. NOT! Next vacation visit Babylon by the Bay aka San Francisco. Are you really naive enough to think there won’t be a “boy” version of this or that boys won’t see this? Got Reality?
Rasheedah Sabreen commented on Sep 13 09 at 6:41 pmOk,so where is the pole dancing Barbie? At least she is built for this profession since she is modeled after the oldest profession of all anyone! I am done. Well, this will probably do better than the pregnancy doll which could only deliver by removing the detachable abdomen section.
taylor commented on Nov 11 09 at 12:23 pmhaha oh dear.. i am curious to see how this sells
