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Plastic Surgeon Suggests Liposuction…for a Toddler
If any of you saw Bruno, and it’d be pretty hard to forget if you had, you’ll remember the scene in which Bruno interviews the parents of child actors. As Bruno’s questions become increasing ridiculous (“Is your child okay working with bees?”), the parents unflinching agree to put their children through outright traumatic paces. At one point Bruno asks if a woman’s 30 pound child could lose 10 pounds in a week and if said parent would be willing to resort to liposuction if necessary.
“Sure, if it gets her the job,” the parent said.
This scene, for me, was a low point in the film because it seemed there was no way this was for real. No parent, no human being, would honestly give their child liposuction, right?
And then I found this:
Gee Mom, why go to such extremes as liposuction? Why not just get that toddler to drop the old fashion way and teach her how to barf after every meal? Okay, this is a joke too. Har har. Bruno beat you to the punch, though.
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DCMama commented on Aug 12 09 at 12:27 pmIt’s a joke right? I mean, he asks if the mom knows if “she is planning to have kids?”. That cannot be a real plastic surgery appointment, it must be a parody.
TolaniLucia commented on Aug 12 09 at 7:43 pmThis is a joke people.
Bekka commented on Aug 12 09 at 9:36 pmHaha, I love that THAT’S what got the first poster to ask if it was a joke, that all the rest seems realistic. I mean, looking at some of the real stuff out there, child beauty pageants and 12 year olds with nose jobs, I guess it’s not as far out there as it should be.
Kelsey commented on Aug 17 09 at 10:42 pmThis is disgusting. Even as a joke.
Louis Price commented on Jun 13 10 at 8:48 amLiposuction maybe effective in trimming down fats but i like to loss weight without surgery.:’~
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