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Bob Saget Jr? A Sperm Bank Offers Celebrity Look-A-Likes
Do you love, and I mean love Bob Saget. Have you ever wanted to have Bob Saget’s baby? Now is your chance to produce offspring that perhaps kinda sorta resembles Bob Saget. And you won’t have to actually stalk, meet, seduce and get knocked up by the real thing.
D-Listed discovered a sperm bank in Los Angeles that is offering a Donor Search Look-a-Like. If Bob Saget doesn’t rock your boat, you can also become impregnated with look-a-like sperm of celebrities like Bjorn Borg, Crispin Glover, Quentin Tarantino, or Stephen Colbert. Haven’t you always wanted a little Crispin Glover running around?
There is a large list to choose from to the old school (Errol Fylnn), the wild (Steve O of Jackass), the sporty (Tiger Woods) or the funny (Cedric the Entertainer). The A-list hotties aren’t listed (like Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp or George Clooney) ‘cos you know moms would be pretty pissed if they got Brad the plumber not Brad the superstar.
Scott Brown of Cryobank – the company who is offering the service, told KTLA, “The number one client question we get is: `Who does this donor look like?’ We decided this would be a great way to give thorough and consistent answers. Clients love it. Look-a-Likes has only been available for a week and our Web site traffic is up 50 percent.” But is it people sperm shopping or more out of morbid curiosity?
Before you run out and get your vile full of look-a-like David Schwimmer baby batter you should note the sites disclaimer saying: “No celebrity is meant as an exact match for any donor, nor should you assume that your future children will look like any celebrity listed. At times, two or more celebrities listed for a single donor may not necessarily resemble each other. In these cases, consider the fact that many people look like both their parents, without their parents actually looking like each other.”
If you had your pick, who’s sperm (or eggs) would you want?
Joslyn Gray 
Amber Doty 
Julianna Miner 
Monica Bielanko 
Sierra Black 
Meredith Carroll 
Carolyn Castiglia 
Sunny Chanel 
Madeline Holler 
Wendy Michaels 
Rebecca Odes 
Danielle Smith 
Danielle Sullivan 
Katherine Stone 
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