Mom Claims Hotel Pool Impregnated Her Daughter
When in Egypt, most would make a trek to check out ‘da Nile. But one visiting mom made a full blown trip to the land of ‘denial’ instead. Magdalena Kwiatkowska, the mother of a thirteen-year-old girl claims that an innocent swim at the hotel pool of an Egyptian hotel resulted in her daughter becoming pregnant. The Polish resident is “adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there,” and that the teen was inseminated when swimming in the coed pool. She is now asking for the hotel to pony up for having their pool knock up her daughter.
Do you think there is any way for the mom to try to prove this theory?
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13 Comments
PlumbLucky commented on Jul 10 09 at 11:40 amWas the pool chlorinated (one would assume it was if it were in the States; I’m half-assuming it was)?
FWIW - http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/swimsperm.asp
Sure seems improbably, if not impossible…
Bunny commented on Jul 10 09 at 1:14 pmFunniest news story ever. However: the word is spelled “denial.”
Mc commented on Jul 10 09 at 1:53 pmWhat a stupid lady.
I’m confident that a blob of jizz is not smart enough to find its way in there. I, as a secular individual, think it’s more likely that a divine impregnation has occurred, or that she banged the bellhop.
WRK01 commented on Jul 10 09 at 1:55 pmIt is damn near if not completely impossible for that to happen. Human sperm dies within seconds after they are let loose. And as PlumbLucky mentioned Im sure it was chlorinated if it was a hotel pool for tourists. If it wasn’t chlorinated it must’ve been nasty water and in which case why would you swim in it in the first place.
But hey stranger things have happened.
Sweetpea commented on Jul 10 09 at 3:29 pmReality check, 1.. 2… Mom, you’re a moron.
Knitty commented on Jul 10 09 at 4:02 pmIf she was impregnated by the swimming pool, I eagerly look forward to the birth of a brand shiny-new bathtub.
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Bluster commented on Jul 10 09 at 4:59 pmHer grandmother would remember that in my generation, this happened all the time. Mothers would warn their daughters if they went to a swimming pool to be sure and wear a tampon. It was well understood that only a foolish girl got impregnated this way.
Mistress_Scorpio commented on Jul 10 09 at 7:42 pmKnitty, LOL!!!
Twyla commented on Jul 12 09 at 12:40 amEven if the theory had some kind of truth (which it doesn’t) what was she wearing. Wouldn’t a bathing suit provide some sort of protection from the blob of sperm?
I hope the bellhop is ready to be a daddy!
leahsmom commented on Jul 13 09 at 12:09 pmKnitty - or maybe a hot tub?
pop commented on Oct 17 09 at 1:11 pmCommentsthis is actually possible she cn get pregnant if a guy wanked himself in that pool xD
