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Sarah Palin Resigned Because She’s Pregnant?
The Alaska governor’s abrupt resignation set a lot of tongues wagging with a lot of theories. Was Palin ducking possible legal trouble? Preparing for a presidential bid? Setting herself up to become host of a daytime talk show? Well you can put your conspiracies away, because the answer has been found: Sarah Palin is pregnant.
Or so says Rick Sanchez of CNN. But Rick has a good source on this scoop: his own fertile imagination. When you add it up, Rick might have a pretty good hunch. Look at the evidence:
1. One look at the Palin Family portrait will tell you Sarah knows a thing or two about baby making.
2. There’s data that shows Palin may likely still possess a uterus.
3. Uh, she likes having babies?
Is Rick Sanchez getting a little sexist here?
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8 Comments
Kaz commented on Jul 07 09 at 10:59 amCareful – you spread rumors, you may get a letter from her lawyer…
leahsmom commented on Jul 07 09 at 12:35 pmAw, Sarah-warah, if your preggers, why not try to kill the baby like you did the last one, by having a high-risk pregnancy, going into labor, taking a plane ride in coach, and then driving an hour past the nearest and best hospital? Gee, I guess this kid doesn’t have Downs, or she’d be trying to kill it without using “abortion” too.
GP commented on Jul 07 09 at 12:37 pmWhat a nasty thing to say, regardless of your politics!
Mistress_Scorpio commented on Jul 07 09 at 12:46 pmIt may be nasty, but it’s true. Which is worse, speaking the truth or the risks that she subjected her unborn child to?
GP commented on Jul 07 09 at 12:52 pmI thought all the hip feminist career women would admire her for working…hmmph. Interesting. Kind of an interpretation of the truth, I’d say. I don’t even like her, and think a woman with five kids doesn’t even belong in such a high power job, anyway, but the pot-shots so many take at her are a bit much, IMO.
Knitty commented on Jul 07 09 at 7:00 pmMy theory: nobody informed her that “professional victim” isn’t a paying gig.
Mistress_Scorpio commented on Jul 07 09 at 9:17 pmLOL, Knitty!
Voice of Reason commented on Jul 07 09 at 10:21 pmYay! Knitty’s back! I was starting to worry you and Manjari had gone off on spa break without the rest of us…
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