Morning News - Three Dollar Gas?

Posted by brettsinger on June 16th, 2009 at 9:00 am

gas prices 150x150 Morning News   Three Dollar Gas?Some folks are saying that gas prices, already averaging close to three bucks a gallon, may hit that number soon. Actually, some places are there already. The L.A. Times reports that “a Mobil station in Goleta, near Santa Barbara, was charging $3.69 a gallon and a Chevron in Shoshone, near Death Valley National Park, was posting $3.66.” Ouch. Granted, gas prices are lower than they were last year. But as this Weather Channel video points out, the summer is nearly upon us, and perhaps some families were planning to take vacations that involved driving rather than other more expensive options. (One thing for sure — we’ll all be bombarded by the term “stay-cation” for the next few months. Oh joy.) Some folks feel that if gas prices hit the big tres, that could drive (no pun intended) consumers towards hybrid cars. Of course, I found that little tidbit at HybridCars.com. I’m just sayin’. My take: people still need money to buy cars, no matter how green the car might be, or how much it will save you on gas. It’s like the line from the Broadway musical “Avenue Q”. A character decides to spend all of the money his parents gave him on a case a beer, because that way he’s “saving money by buying bulk.” It’s not a perfect parallel, but hopefully you see what I mean.

Moving on: protesters are still unhappy over in Iran. Elections are messy, but nothing like this could happen in the United States, right? Right? Oh! Wait a minute. I’m sorry. The Minnesota Senate race between Al Franken and Norm Coleman is still undecided. It’s been 225 days. Headline from the Minnesota Independent: “Coleman-Franken, meet Ahmadinejad-Moussavi.” Hmf.

Whoah. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said that he would consider a “two-state solution” with regard to the Palestinians. Why do I think it won’t be that simple? (Because I’m psychic. No I’m not.)

OK, Madonna? I think its great that you want to adopt kids. Really. Have at it. But $19 million to adopt Mercy James? That’s what the New York Post says the lady spent trying to adopt the Malawian orphan. Dang. That’s a lot of “Lucky Star” royalties. It’s also possible that she’ll have to spend even more money (No! Not the “Holiday” royalties too! What will we use for Rocco’s Bar Mitzvah?) since Mercy’s dad is going to fight the adoption. As Madonna herself might say, oy vey.

Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln. Philandering self-righteous anti-semitic hypocrite Mel Gibson has co-written a song with Oksana Grigorieva, the woman he impregnated while still married to his wife. Why do I mock Mel? Because he’s a self-righteous anti-semite. Oh, and a philandering hypocrite. Did I mention that? The song, in case you were wondering, is called “Say My Name.” Oh, and the label releasing Grigorieva’s song? Icon Records. Which Mel owns. AHHH!!!!! (That’s me screaming.) People.com has the song for you to listen to. Gibson co-wrote the lyrics. I don’t think the words “I hate Jews” are in there, but I didn’t listen that closely. Maybe if you play it backwards. (If you’d rather not take the time to listen, FameCrawler sums it up thusly: “Mel Gibson’s Girlfriend: Her New Song Proves He Signed Her For Her Boobs”. ‘Nuff said. Or, to put it another way, Dayenu.)

Finally, let’s end with an item that isn’t Jewish or Israel-related. Dick Cheney said that he hopes his “old friend Leon was misquoted.” He was talking about Leon Panetta (not Leon Redbone, whose status as an old friend of Cheney’s we were unable to confirm or deny), who said that he thought it was “almost as if” Dick wanted the U.S. to be attacked to prove a point. (What’s Cheney going to do if Leon wasn’t misquoted, which he wasn’t? Meet him on the playground after school?) The Christian Science Monitor says this is all much ado about nothing, pointing out that even Joe Biden managed to say the right thing about this issue. They even say that the New Yorker article puts Panetta’s quote in context, showing that it really isn’t that bad. They blame “the media” for turning this into an issue, ignoring the fact that John McCain is calling for Panetta to apologize, while taking shots at the now head of the CIA. (”By the way, I hear morale is not at an all-time high over at the CIA under Mr. Panetta’s leadership” is what McCain said, according to Fox News.) Luckily everyone involved is behaving in a mature and sensible manner.

Whew! I’m exhausted. More tomorrow.

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[...] situation in Iran is getting worse, although it was already pretty bad. (And yes, it is worse in Iran than it is in Minnesota. I still think the state should have someone representing their interests in the Senate. Crazy, I [...]

Morning News - Palin Accepts Letterman Apology | Strollerderby commented on Jun 17 09 at 9:01 am

IRAN–the contested elections are in Iran, not Iraq. Open a newspaper!

Anonymous2 commented on Jun 16 09 at 9:18 am

Also, so far as I am aware, there haven’t been any riots in Minnesota.

patricia commented on Jun 16 09 at 9:50 am

LOL, Minnesotans rioting. We would riot… nicely.

Knitty commented on Jun 16 09 at 10:07 am

LOL Knitty. Nicely rioting. That’s a hilarious visual!

patricia commented on Jun 16 09 at 11:08 am

Are there charges of irregularities in the MN election? I don’t think that the bare fact that it’s still undecided is actually that big of a deal. And seriously, comparing MN to Iran? I’m sure that any Iranians who’ve been disenfranchised by this election would appreciate the comparison. ‘Cuz, you know, a stolen presidential election and riots in the street are pretty much the same as a crazy Senate race.

ChiLaura commented on Jun 16 09 at 1:27 pm

“Are there charges of irregularities in the MN election?” The election was over 200 days ago and they haven’t declared a winner. As far as I know, they’ve counted more than once and declared the winner to be Franken. Norm Coleman is challenging those results. Presumably he thinks something happened. There were at one time charges of absentee ballots being hidden in the trunk of a car, which I believe have now been discredited. Personally, I think this is more serious than a “crazy Senate race.” The state of Minnesota is absent a representative. No, that’s not the same thing as rioting. But I’m genuinely disturbed that something like this can happen in America. Shouldn’t we be able to figure out who won?

Brett Singer commented on Jun 16 09 at 2:39 pm

In all seriousness, Brett, I see where you are coming from, but look at it this way. We ARE figuring out who won- the parties have obtained each recount they have requested, and the rule of law is being followed in Norm Coleman’s challenge. Perhaps it’s dragging on too long, in your eyes, because your politics would have you say, “Just seat Franken already and shut the Republicans up!” But each candidate is receiving the due process to which he is entitled, and the process would take just as long if the shoe were on the other foot and Franken would choose not to concede. The situation in Iran is basically 180 degrees from that kind of orderly transition of power, with votes being suppressed and the voice of the people being completely ignored. I think we should take comfort from the fact that the process is being followed and no one is supressing anyone’s rights here in this country, even though it is taking a long time.

patricia commented on Jun 16 09 at 3:15 pm

Let me add that I don’t mean my politics comment as a remark on yours or anyone’s political leanings, except to point out that someone who is liberal (which I believe you are from your previous writings) would be less inclined to understand or welcome the time consumed by the challenges. I don’t mean to suggest that you are not concerned with seating the candidate who actually won. Basically I am not trying to drag politics into it, except to suggest that one’s leanings may predispose one to think the process is “too long” or “not long enough,” depending on the side one prefers.

patricia commented on Jun 16 09 at 3:18 pm

Oh, believe me, the situation in Iran is 10000% worse (actually, even more than that). And I don’t think they should seat Franken because he’s a Democrat. I think that we live in a representative Democracy, and that the state of Minnesota is currently out one representative. Which I think is wrong. As for any Republican/Democrat issues, I seem to recall a certain 2000 Presidential Election when Republicans wanted Al Gore to stop challenging the results. Bottom line: it bothers me that in a country as supposedly advanced as the United States of America, we can’t get a result for an election. Would I prefer that Franken be seated? Only if he’s the winner, which right now it looks like he is. It shouldn’t be this complicated. Somebody got more votes than somebody else. My political leanings have nothing to do with my opinion here.

Brett Singer commented on Jun 16 09 at 7:03 pm

What Patricia said. Thanks, Patricia. Also, if the recounts in 2000 had dragged on for 200 days, I doubt that Gore voters would’ve been complaining. Just sayin’. And by the way, I read not too long ago an account of the 2000 Florida debacle that showed that the rules that were on the books in FL were followed during that whole process and that it was Gore, etc who were essentially trying to break the laws to push their suits through. One can argue, of course, that the rules themselves weren’t/aren’t fair, but that’s what was on the books and legally the courts had no choice but to rule as they did. Assuming that the courts are also checked and balanced by the legislative branch.

ChiLaura commented on Jun 16 09 at 9:24 pm

“Also, if the recounts in 2000 had dragged on for 200 days, I doubt that Gore voters would’ve been complaining.” I couldn’t disagree with you more. Respectfully disagree, but disagree. I wouldn’t have been happy about it. I wasn’t happy with the way it went. As for the specifics of the 2000 election, there was more going than legal challenges. (All those votes for Buchanan, for example.) I thought that after the 2000 Presidential Election debacle, nothing like that would ever happen again. Obviously I was wrong. My point was simply that I clearly recall a large number of Republicans telling Gore to just drop it. Now, it’s the opposite.

Brett Singer commented on Jun 16 09 at 9:34 pm

Look, I really regret having brought your personal politics into it, Brett, because it truly wasn’t my intention to politicize the discussion (if I never hear the words “Bush v. Gore” ever again, it will be too soon!). My point was that it takes as long as it takes for the candidates and the Minnesota election officials to be satisfied that there is a clear winner by the local rules. I haven’t been following it that closely and don’t know exactly where it stands now, but I have little doubt that everything is being done by the book in terms of challenges to votes and challenges to local voting rules. I COMPLETELY agree with you that the fact that Minnesota is without a senator is a problem, one that the Minnesota state legislature probably ought to address (by legislating a quicker end point) as soon as this thing is concluded. Our representative democracy is still a work in progress; one of the things that I continue to marvel over in my study of our Constitution is just how visionary and flexible a document it is. (I just took the Foreign Service Exam, so the Constitution is pretty fresh for me right now- it’s not like I studied that randomly as a 30 something whose formal education is well behind me at this point). We as a government are a work in progress and likely will remain so for all the days the United States remains a fundamentally sound political institution. My point, however clumsily made, was just that I don’t think there is any real comparison between Minnesota and Iran. I don’t like that the Minnesota senator hasn’t been seated yet, but I do like what the process says about the US and the state of Minnesota- that we take our elections seriously, we take our laws seriously, and we make every endeavor to figure out who really truly won, giving each challenge and side due consideration. While there ultimately needs to be an endpoint- which Minnesota will no doubt consider shortening after this- that the law is working as designed (even if not exactly as intended) gives me great pride in the way we manage such transfers of power.

patricia commented on Jun 17 09 at 12:12 am

OK, fair enough. And can I just say that this was a nice civil discourse and I appreciate that? I still think that the rhetoric could be toned down, on both sides. Fox News, CNN, etc. should book you, Patricia, to give the explanation you gave here.

Brett Singer commented on Jun 17 09 at 9:23 am

Same here on the civil discourse. I love being able to interact with so many different people and perspectives on the interwebs, but the rhetoric seems to go so quickly to “Fascist!” “Nazi!” “Racist!” or whatever. It makes it hard to have a nice and interesting exchange of views, which I agree, I think this was. :-)

patricia commented on Jun 17 09 at 9:34 am

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