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20 Hilarious Valentine’s Day Cards NOT Safe For Kids

Posted by devanmcguinness on February 10th, 2012 at 5:02 pm

valentinesday 20 Hilarious Valentines Day Cards NOT Safe For KidsValentine’s Day is just around the corner and while all us parents are busy cutting red heart construction paper and baking sparkly cookies for our kids, we can’t forget about our fun too.

I love a good Valentine’s Day gift — I love when they are thought out and funny and I don’t like to take life too seriously. I’ve said before, I am not a romantic person and I don’t really care for the gooey, mushy “I love you stuff”.

Don’t bother with the required flowers or chocolate and bring on the laughs and sarcasm — that’s the key to my heart. I can’t be the only Mom who feels this way so I went looking for some off-the-wall-not-typical-love cards and found some dripping with humor, inappropriate and sarcasm. I knew they had to be out there!

Click for 20 hilarious cards for Valentine’s Day NOT appropriate for your kids:

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3 Comments

These are great. Thanks for sharing!

mara commented on Feb 14 12 at 8:53 am

Oh these are hilarious, I much prefer funny cards!

SoberJulie commented on Feb 14 12 at 9:26 am

Frigging hysterical. I wish hubs had given me one of these. I would have laughed my butt off.

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Paula Schuck commented on Feb 14 12 at 6:29 pm

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