Britney’s Boyfriend Is Like A Father To Sean And Jayden

To Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline, Jason Trawick is like the good father they’ve never had. Instead of teaching them how to gain weight, destroy rent houses, and generally be a dead beat, Britney’s new man is so responsible, he treats Brit’s sons “like his own.” Continue reading »

Britney Takes Boys On A $3,000 Candy Store Spree (Video)

Is Britney trying to turn her boys into miniature versions of K-Fat? Britney took  her tots Sean Preston and Jayden James to Las Vegas’ Sugar Factory over the weekend, where she reportedly dropped $3,000 on a carload of teeth-rotting goodness. Continue reading »

K-Fed Won’t Lose Weight Until Someone Pays Him To

K-Fed has been getting fatter at an alarming rate over the past year or so. So fat, in fact, that the people around him have begun to fear for his health and safety. According to the latest reports, the situation has come to a head — K-Fed is in an obesity standoff, refusing to get in shape until someone pays him. Continue reading »

Britney Spears Finds Boyfriends How the Rest of Us Find Shoes

I was looking through the Bergdorf Goodman catalog and found a great pair of Jimmy Choos that I wanted. In a related story, Britney Spears was looking through a modeling catalog and found a hunky guy that she wanted. Unlike Britney, however, I didn’t put the shoes in my online cart.

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Britney Spears Does the Top 10 List on Letterman (VIDEO)

Britney Spears made an appearance on the The Late Show With David Letterman last night to present the Top 10 List. This one was ‘The Top 10 Ways the Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President.’ Oh, let us count the ways!

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Britney’s Boys Have Potty Mouths

As if it comes as any kind of surprise, the children brought into the world by Britney Spears and K-Fed swear like sailors out in public. Even less surprising is the fact that Britney either doesn’t even notice, or is fine with it. Continue reading »

Britney Wants A Baby Girl With New Boyfriend

Things are getting serious between Britney and her new man, says an insider. After receiving K-Fed’s blessing last week, rumors are swirling around Britney and Jason Trawick’s eventual marriage and even children.
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Britney Spears Converts to Judaism?

Has Britney found a new faith, one with 3,000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax? According to the latest round of gossip (spawned by a single piece of jewelry), Britney may be shedding her Baptist roots in order to raise her boys in the Jewish tradition.
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