Jackson Kids Take On Universal Studios

Look, look, it’s Michael Jackson’s kids and they look normal.  The youngest Jackson kid, “Blanket”, looks the most like him.
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Michael Jackson Stole The Cure For Herpes?

Wow, I didn’t think there was a real cure for herpes, but apparently there is, and Michael Jackson stole it.

He just had his fingers in all kinds of pies didn’t he?
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Michael Jackson’s Kids Need Protection

It’s a good thing that Michael Jackson is going to be the number one artist next year. The kiddies need constant protection and it’s going to cost.
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Homeschooling Will Continue For Michael Jackson’s Kids

Who would have thought that Michael Jackson’s kids would ever be home-schooled? What’s next, the Geography Bee?
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Octomom Not Allowed At Michael Jackson’s Funeral

No Octomoms Allowed! Surprisingly (to her deluded self), Nadya Suleman was not on the short list of close family and friends invited to Michael Jackson’s funeral despite sending the family a letter in which she expressed her wishes to be present. Continue reading »

Michael Jackson’s Doctor Posts YouTube Message (Video)

As Michael’s mom ponders over whether or not to pursue “wrongful death” charges against the besieged doc, Dr. Conrad Murray has decided to go public, posting a video on Youtube to thank his supporters. Continue reading »

Michael Jackson’s “Secret Son” Has Been Unofficially Adopted

Though the official DNA test results haven’t come in yet, it looks like Omer Bhatti has been absorbed into the family, at least temporarily. He’s shown in this picture with the family on an outing to a Barnes and Noble bookstore. Continue reading »

Church And Video Games Help Jackson Kids Cope

Despite all the controversy swirling around their father’s death, it sounds like the Jackson kids are adjusting to their new lives smoothly. Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket are reportedly dealing with the father’s loss by maintaining a steady diet of church and video games.
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Jackson’s Doctor Will Fight For Custody!?

Sure, the evidence may be mounting up that Michael Jackson’s dermatologist Dr. Arnold Klein is the biological father of Prince Michael, Paris, and maybe even blanket — but does Arnie really want custody of MJ’s kids?
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The Day Michael Jackson Became a Father

Anyone who watched Michael Jackson’s moving, celebrity-packed memorial yesterday will agree on one thing: the one thing everyone will remember were the 20 emotion-packed seconds when Jackson’s daughter Paris took center stage and referred to the late singer as ‘Daddy.’

For me, it was the first time in years that I saw Jackson as human, as a father, and not as a mere tragic caricature of his former self. For many of us it was a shock just to see Jackson’s kids in public, let alone speaking.

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