Brad Pitt And His Braided Beard Are Shopping For A New Bike

From the Inglourious Basterds premiere in Tokyo, Brad confirmed many women’s worst fear: his ego has been sufficiently rehabilitated and he’s ready to risk his good looks on the motorbike again. According to Brad, he’ll be shopping for a new motorcycle in Japan. I wonder how Angelina and the kids feel about that? Continue reading »

Brad and Angie Finally Get Married, By Unlicensed Maddox

Before you run out and buy a wedding present, keep in mind that Brangelina’s unofficial wedding ceremony was conducted by an 8-year-old. And that this news comes to us via Star… Still, why let the truth get in the way of a really beautiful and down-home wedding ceremony (that probably never happened). Continue reading »

Brad’s New Ride Has 4 Wheels

After taking a scary dive on his hog last weekend, it looks like Brad’s decided to switch to a safer, more family-friendly ride — don’t worry it’s not a minivan. Brad’s new Camaro has 4-wheels and seatbelts (much safer), yet it can still turn heads and burn rubber.  I’m sure that’s welcome news to his family, who’re probably thanking their lucky stars that daddy’s not in a body cast. Continue reading »

Angelina Jolie Expects At Least 2 More Kids

Contrary to popular belief gossip, it’s now being reported that Brad did not ban Angelina from expanding their family. In fact, The latest word on Brangelina’s baby addiction is that they plan to have at least dos más — one biological, one adopted. Continue reading »

Brad Pitt Eyes Role In Kid-Friendly Sherlock Holmes 2

Making good on his promise to take at least a few acting jobs in movies that his kids can see, Brad Pitt is reportedly in talks to play Sherlock Holmes’ arch enemy Moriarty in the already planned sequel to the currently in post-production Sherlock Holmes. Continue reading »

Brad Pitt is Putting His Money Where His Gerbils Are

God that title sounds porny, but only if you’re still determined to make Richard Gere jokes. The real story is, Brad Pitt reportedly spent $100,000 on a home for his kids’ gerbils. Keep your mind out of the gutter - this is an innocent story about an actor and his love for gerbils. Oops - there I go again.

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Juliette Tries To Make Up For All Those Brad Pitt Weed Rumors

In a recent interview with People, Juliette Lewis tried to get her distant ex-boyfriend out of the media feeding frenzy that she threw him into last month by revealing that they used to smoke tons of pot together. How? By complimenting Brad’s dad skills, of course. Continue reading »

Angelina Gives Brad An Ultimatum: Go To Rehab Or Get Out!

On top of all the other Brad and Angie are fighting rumors, there’s a new one circulating that Angie is ready to kick the father of her children out on the street because he smokes pot. This is what happens when your celebrity friends out you all over the media for partaking in a little juvenile, illicit behavior (that should probably be legal). Continue reading »

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Shop for Gerbils Impervious to Richard Gere Jokes Coming Their Way

Angelina Jolie and her non-toking hubby Brad Pitt made a trip to a pet store in the South of France to buy their kids some gerbils. Don’t think I’m not tempted to make a crack (pun possibly intended) about Richard Gere here, but you know this is a family site.

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Brad Pitt Is Finally Doing A Movie His Kids Can Watch

As penance for making his latest film in which he leads a squadron of commandos who literally scalp Nazis, Brad Pitt has revealed that he’s taken a new role especially for the kiddies. Continue reading »