Madonna and Jesus Going Home To Meet His Mom

Madonna is flying to Brazil to meet Jesus Luz’s mom. Nothing very remarkable about that except for the fact that his momma is 15 years younger than her.
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Madonna And David Go Back To Where It All Began

Before David Banda’s adoption in 2008, most Americans had scarcely ever heard of the small south African nation of Malawi. Yesterday, Madonna took her adopted son, along with the rest of her kids, back to the David’s orphanage in Malawi. Don’t worry, she wasn’t dropping them off… they were just visiting. Continue reading »

Madonna Learns Lessons In Malawi

Madonna is still learning, even at the ripe old age of 51. Yes I know, my mother would smack me if she knew I wrote that.
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Madonna Will Meet With Mercy’s Biological Father

Remember when Mercy James’ dead-beat dad crawled out from whatever rock he was hiding under to opposed Madonna adoption? Now, months after the courts ruled in the Queen of Pop’s favor, Mercy’s dad and Madonna are going to have a chance to meet face-to-face. Continue reading »

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Getting Back Together?

Are Madonna and Guy Ritchie regretting their divorce? They split up right before their ninth anniversary and went their separate ways. Now they are having some wistful thoughts about their relationship.

Seriously? Too little too late.
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Madonna’s Taking Mercy Back To Malawi

Madonna must be trying to get away from the pending lawsuit against her, because she’s heading to Malawi with Mercy.

She’s taking Mercy to see her father, James Kambewa, next week in an effort to include him in her life. She wants the two of them to bond now that she is a little bit older.
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Madonna Is Starting To Feel Her Age

The forever young Madonna is feeling her age. It’s about dang time. I’m way younger than her, but I feel every dang year of my life.
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Jesus Gets An Allowance To Be At Madonna’s Beck and Call

Jesus Luz has really made it. He and Madonna must very close now, because she is giving him a $10,000/month allowance.
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Lourdes Is Nothing Like Madonna

Madonna’s daughter Lourdes has fallen far from the tree. She says she doesn’t want to dress like her mom, because she dresses too scantily.
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