Lindsay Lohan’s Dad May Do Jail Time Due to Leaked Tapes

Lindsay Lohan may get some sweet, sweet justice. Her dastardly daddy Michael Lohan may be looking at jail time for his newest shenanigans.  Continue reading »

Lindsay Lohan Was Dating Heath Ledger?!?

Michael Lohan - a candidate for Father of the Year along side Joe Jackson- has released another tape about his tragic daughter Lindsay. The newest included a bombshell… Continue reading »

Lindsay Lohan Lashes Out At Dad

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. And this time the scorned woman is none other than Lindsay Lohan.

After Lindsay’s dad released tapes of the distraught actress calling for support, Lindsay gave a call to her lawyers.  She is hoping to get a restraining order against him as well as perhaps following up with a defamation lawsuit. She also did what all pissed off people do…she went to Twitter. She wrote (in a series of tweets): Continue reading »

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Sucks - He’s Hit A New Low

Poor Lindsay Lohan, I bet she wishes she could return her father and exchange him just like a pair of ill-fitting stilettos.

Michael Lohan just can’t stop throwing himself into the limelight and his daughter under the bus. Continue reading »

Lindsay Lohan Tweets That Her Dad Is A Lunatic

Linday Lohan and her dad Michael Lohan seem to be truly kaput! The actress used Twitter to vent out her anger.

She tweeted: “My father is a lunatic and doesn’t even deserve such a title since he’s never been around in my life other than when he’d threaten me and my family.”

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Michael Lohan Wants Jon To Join Celebrity Boxing Federation

Please let Jon Gosselin join Michael Lohan’s celebrity boxing federation. Pretty please? And while I’m making outlandish requests, please let him go up against Jean Claude Van Damme for his first bout. It would be so gratifying to see a washed-up celeb knock Jon’s teeth out… and it could actually become a reality (minus JCVD, of course) if Jon decides to accept Lohan’s invitation. Continue reading »

I Find Reese Witherspoon, Jake Gyllenhaal and Frozen Yogurt Fascinating

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal took Reese’s kids Ava and Deacon to Twist in L.A. for some froyo on Saturday. For those of you not hip to the lingo, froyo is frozen yogurt. I only know that because I mistakenly thought it was a character from Return of the Jedi.

But enough about desserts and George Lucas movies - see results from a fascinating scientific study after the jump!

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Who is Jodie Foster’s Girlfriend’s Girlfriend? (PHOTO)

Ah, nothing like the twisted tangle of Hollywood love triangles. By now you may have heard that Jodie Foster has been dumped by her girlfriend, who Jodie took up with after dumping her girlfriend. Confused? Here’s how it all breaks down:

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Somebody Let Lindsay Lohan Hold Their Baby!

The accident-prone, burned-out starlet who’s considering taking a $.9M offer to pose for Playboy was not only allowed near a human baby, but some daredevil parents actually allowed Lindsay Lohan to hold their child! OK, I’m halfway kidding with my outrage here — halfway. Continue reading »

What if Jon Gosselin Threw a Party and Nobody Came?

Put on your Ed Hardy hoodie and grab the nearest drunk 21-year-old - Jon Gosselin is throwing a pool party in Las Vegas! MGM Grand’s Wet Republic threw out this irresistible morsel on Wednesday: “Jon Gosselin, America’s favorite father (Jon and Kate plus 8), is coming to Las Vegas for a little R&R and will be hosting poolside.” I’d come but I promised my cat I’d trim his nose hairs that night.

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