Brad Pitt And His Braided Beard Are Shopping For A New Bike

From the Inglourious Basterds premiere in Tokyo, Brad confirmed many women’s worst fear: his ego has been sufficiently rehabilitated and he’s ready to risk his good looks on the motorbike again. According to Brad, he’ll be shopping for a new motorcycle in Japan. I wonder how Angelina and the kids feel about that? Continue reading »

Brad and Angie Finally Get Married, By Unlicensed Maddox

Before you run out and buy a wedding present, keep in mind that Brangelina’s unofficial wedding ceremony was conducted by an 8-year-old. And that this news comes to us via Star… Still, why let the truth get in the way of a really beautiful and down-home wedding ceremony (that probably never happened). Continue reading »

Brad’s New Ride Has 4 Wheels

After taking a scary dive on his hog last weekend, it looks like Brad’s decided to switch to a safer, more family-friendly ride — don’t worry it’s not a minivan. Brad’s new Camaro has 4-wheels and seatbelts (much safer), yet it can still turn heads and burn rubber.  I’m sure that’s welcome news to his family, who’re probably thanking their lucky stars that daddy’s not in a body cast. Continue reading »

Angelina Jolie Expects At Least 2 More Kids

Contrary to popular belief gossip, it’s now being reported that Brad did not ban Angelina from expanding their family. In fact, The latest word on Brangelina’s baby addiction is that they plan to have at least dos más — one biological, one adopted. Continue reading »

Brad Moves Out Again, Disagrees With Angie’s Vision For Kids

The funny thing is… Brad has moved out at least twice this year, but the tabloids have never once caught him moving back in. What’s up with that? This time, In Touch Weekly is reporting that Angelina has kicked Brad to the curb because he’s sick of educational, humanitarian-minded family vacations to Ethiopia. Continue reading »

Brad Pitt is Putting His Money Where His Gerbils Are

God that title sounds porny, but only if you’re still determined to make Richard Gere jokes. The real story is, Brad Pitt reportedly spent $100,000 on a home for his kids’ gerbils. Keep your mind out of the gutter - this is an innocent story about an actor and his love for gerbils. Oops - there I go again.

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Angelina Gives Brad An Ultimatum: Go To Rehab Or Get Out!

On top of all the other Brad and Angie are fighting rumors, there’s a new one circulating that Angie is ready to kick the father of her children out on the street because he smokes pot. This is what happens when your celebrity friends out you all over the media for partaking in a little juvenile, illicit behavior (that should probably be legal). Continue reading »

Brad Pitt Is Finally Doing A Movie His Kids Can Watch

As penance for making his latest film in which he leads a squadron of commandos who literally scalp Nazis, Brad Pitt has revealed that he’s taken a new role especially for the kiddies. Continue reading »

Brad Pitt Inhaled! (VIDEO)

Brad Pitt says he gave up smoking pot for the same reason most of us give up our vices. No, not because Angelina Jolie is going to kick our ass, but for the children.

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Brad Pitt For Mayor Of New Orleans?

Rumors have been going around that Brad Pitt is getting tired of acting and may be looking for a bit of a career change. Is running for mayor of New Orleans really on Brad’s agenda? Continue reading »