K-Fed Gets Straight A’s At Celebrity Fat Camp

After all the trash talking about what a lazy, douchey, bad role model Kevin is, the latest reports from VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club have K-Fed pegged as his team’s humble and hardworking mascot. Wha? K-Fed? Oh yeah, and someone from the show actually said that K-Fed was “witty.” No kidding. Continue reading »

Britney Takes Boys On A $3,000 Candy Store Spree (Video)

Is Britney trying to turn her boys into miniature versions of K-Fat? Britney took  her tots Sean Preston and Jayden James to Las Vegas’ Sugar Factory over the weekend, where she reportedly dropped $3,000 on a carload of teeth-rotting goodness. Continue reading »

K-Fed Finally Agrees To Lose Weight, For Money

As much as it pains me to say it, looks like K-Fed has finally found someone that’s willing to pay him to get his extremely large and lazy self in shape. The washed-up dancer with a “daddy bump” has officially inked a deal to appear on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club. Continue reading »

K-Fed Won’t Lose Weight Until Someone Pays Him To

K-Fed has been getting fatter at an alarming rate over the past year or so. So fat, in fact, that the people around him have begun to fear for his health and safety. According to the latest reports, the situation has come to a head — K-Fed is in an obesity standoff, refusing to get in shape until someone pays him. Continue reading »

K-Fed Offered $2.5M To Endorse Weight Loss Supplement

As we saw earlier this week, K-Fed has been ordered by producers to drop 45lbs so he can look… well, less ridiculous on his upcoming reality show. The plan was to adopt a disciplined weight-loss plan prescribed by a Hollywood trainer, but then EP-2 offered K-Fed $2.5M to endorse their speed secret formula.
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K-Fed’s Weight-Loss Plan

All lot has been made out of K-Fed’s enormous “daddy bump” recently, especially because it seems to be growing right before out very eyes. As it turns out, the producers of his new VH1 reality show have ordered him to lose 45lbs.
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Kevin Federline - Please, No More Kids

We heard a few weeks ago about a couple of big name movie stars and their generous tips to the waitstaff. This is not one of those stories. This story goes along, pretty much with what we’ve thought all along, Kevin Federline is a major douchebag.

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K-Fed Shocks Public With Daddy Bump

I’m not really sure why anyone’s surprised by this - maybe it’s just that much more alarming to witness it in person - but: K-Fed is fat - really, really fat. I mean, he looks a little large all over … but his beer gut bulges almost straight out like a baby bump.
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Britney Puts K-Fed On A Diet, Calls Him K-Fatter-Line

My how the tables have turned… kind of. Sure, K-Fed’s obsesity is nothing new, but now that Britney is slowly getting her groove back, she’s supposedly the one dishing out insults. Britney is supposedly calling K-Fed the “fat housewife” and “K-fatter-Line.”
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