Jackson Kids Take On Universal Studios

Look, look, it’s Michael Jackson’s kids and they look normal.  The youngest Jackson kid, “Blanket”, looks the most like him.
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Michael Jackson Was Healthy When He Died?

Michael Jackson was healthy when he died? Except for the fact that he was dead, right? This is going to cause all sorts of problems for his doctor.
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Michael Jackson Stole The Cure For Herpes?

Wow, I didn’t think there was a real cure for herpes, but apparently there is, and Michael Jackson stole it.

He just had his fingers in all kinds of pies didn’t he?
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Michael Jackson’s Kids Need Protection

It’s a good thing that Michael Jackson is going to be the number one artist next year. The kiddies need constant protection and it’s going to cost.
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Homeschooling Will Continue For Michael Jackson’s Kids

Who would have thought that Michael Jackson’s kids would ever be home-schooled? What’s next, the Geography Bee?
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Paris Jackson Got A HairCut - No, You Can’t Test It

Sometimes we think we have problems, but we’ll never have the same problems as Paris Jackson.
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Michael Jackson’s Dermatologist Wants A Say

Dr. Arnold Klein, Michael Jackson’s dermatologist, wants to have a say in how Prince Michael and Paris are raised.
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Debbie Rowe Gets A Million Dollar Payoff

Debbie Rowe has her cake and can eat it too. She will be getting her $4 million. It’s part of her spousal agreement with Michael Jackson.

She will continue to get the money that Michael was paying her. The family has begrudgingly agreed to keep the status quo.
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Omer Bhatti Is Michael’s Child

Joe Jackson is just going on and on about everything he could possibly go on and on about. He’s now saying that Omer Bhatti really is Michael Jackson’s son.
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Will 3 Billion Fans Be Watching Michael’s Funeral?

Network executives are estimating that 3 billion people will be watching Michael Jackson’s funeral.

The tickets for the actual memorial service were on a lottery basis, which is seriously insane. There were people lined up for days outside the Staples center just for the chance at a ticket.

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