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10 Celeb Women We Hope NEVER Have Kids! (Photos)
While there are plenty of amazing mothers in showbiz, I think it’s safe to say that there are a few (ahem) ladies who should probably never procreate. Some of them just can’t seem to handle the whole fame thing without winding up arrested, in rehab, or potentially worse.
At the top of the list of celeb women who we hope will NEVER have kids…Heidi Montag is the reigning queen. Don’t get me wrong, Heidi seems like she has a good heart, but she definitely doesn’t have her act together. Between her addiction to plastic surgery, the way she managed to alienate all of her friends from her life, and marrying a man who is more in love with his crystals than he is with her, I just don’t think this world can handle any mini Montags.
Heidi Montag Checks Into ‘Celebrity Rehab’
Rumors are swirling that Heidi Montag has checked herself into the new season of Celebrity Rehab on Vh1.
If the rumors end up being true, Montag will join Sean Young, Michael Lohan, Jeremy Jackson, Dwight “Doc” Gooden, Bai Ling, and DC Housewife Michaele Salahi.
I was unaware that Montag had a drinking or drug addiction so I would have to assume that she is quite possibly addicted to pain killers brought on by her numerous plastic surgeries.
A source told X17 that Montag is already causing drama in the house:
Is Audrina Patridge Capable Of Carrying Her Own Show?
Since The Hills ended last summer, it was only a matter of time before one of the castmembers tried spinning off their own series. Audrina Patridge who has always been known as the sidekick to Lauren Conrad, is attempting to move to the front of the line and helm her own series on Vh1 simply titled Audrina. But can she carry her own show?
Sure, we all loved The Hills. Don’t deny it. But Patridge was never one of the reasons to tune in. I actually found her to be quite annoying and stuck up. Let’s not forget when she hid out in the pool house for an entire season because she was too good for Lauren and Lo Bosworth.
But now that The Hills has closed up shop, Patridge thought she was famous enough to pitch her own series and MTV Vh1 jumped on it.
Bravo Exec Andy Cohen Calls Heidi Montag “Trash”
The former Hills star Heidi Montag recently made it known that she wants a part on the next season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And of course, that didn’t sit too well with Bravo executive Andy Cohen. He named her “Jackhole” of the week on his late-night chat fest and made it clear he doesn’t want her near the Housewives franchise.
“Professionally, I’m not supposed to discuss any negotiations so I have to parse my words here,” Andy said on his ‘Watch What Happens Live’ late night talk show. “That trash is delusional and I would sooner stab… knives into my own eyes than see her on this network.”
Now the former reality ratings queen tells PEOPLE that “Andy’s tasteless remarks were hurtful and completely unnecessary.”
Heidi Montag’s Mom Gives Up On Her “So Long, Heidi”
Heidi Montag’s mother Darlene Egelhoff has constantly been trying to reconnect with her daughter for the past year. Unfortunately, Heidi has not responded to any attempts.
Here’s a preview of an upcoming post on Darlene’s blog, Metamorphosis of a Mother, in which she addresses her decision to leave Heidi alone from here on out:
Heidi Montag and Spencer Back Together, Secretly Living Together All Summer
It’s exactly what we all thought all along… the train wreck that is Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are still together.
Recent photos show a bikini-clad Heidi in Costa Rica – alone. But according to RadarOnline.com, the two were secretly living together all summer.
But now the couple is back home. Heidi tweeted: “First few days back in America! I dont think I will ever leave again, at least I am never letting @SpencerPratt pack again!!!!”
Because it’s true, crazy love.
This photo confirms they are indeed together, caught kissing at a zoo. Spencer looks like he belongs.
Another source added that the couple is indeed going strong. “Yes, they are living back together again. He is delighted that she is giving their relationship another chance.”
Heidi recently told the AP that, for now, their divorce is on hold.
Spencer Pratt Arrested: Will He Make A Good Father?
Former cast member of MTV’s The Hills Spencer Pratt has been arrested in Costa Rica over the weekend. Does he have what it takes to be a good father – or person for that matter?
The reality star was charged with felony possession of a firearm. Of course, fame hungry Pratt reached out to TMZ to let them know about the ordeal before the news even broke.
“As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person. I had to live off the land, and hunt to survive. As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport. It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way.”
Alone? Didn’t we just spot estranged wife Heidi Montag spending time with you on the island a few days ago? These two belong together. They have been toying with the media for months now hoping to get their names back in the spotlight. Had they actually acted normal, they may have landed another reality program as Whitney Port and Audrina Patridge has before them.
The worst part of this is that Spencer and Heidi tried conceiving a child in the final season of The Hills. These two certainly need some psychological help before venturing into the parenting world. Good luck!
Do you think Spencer is trying to get attention?













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