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Funny Valentines Day Quotes from Hilarious Celebs, Movies
We have some funny Valentines Day quotes from hilarious celebs and movies! We have created lists of some funny Valentines Day quotes to you to give your sweetheart for Valentines Day. If you aren’t in a relationship, February 14 can be kind of a drag but laughter is the best medicine! Celebrate Saint Valentines Day with quotes and blurbs from hilarious celebs and movies.
“Whenever you are single, all you see are couples, but whenever you are a couple, all you see are hookers.”
–Jim Gaffigan
“It does piss me off when Angelina won`t stop calling.”
–Jim Gaffigan
Say Anything is one of the classic movies for Valentine’s Day quotes! The story of underachiever Lloyd Dobler (John Cusack) and a beautiful brainiac (Ione Skye) fall in love the summer before she goes off to college. Lloyd is a super geek and his friend wonders how he got Diane Court to go out with him.
Mike Cameron: “I don’t know you very well, you know, but I wanted to ask you – how’d you get Diane Court to go out with you?”
Lloyd Dobler: “I called her up.”
Mike Cameron: “But how come it worked? I mean, like, what are you?”
Lloyd Dobler: “I’m Lloyd Dobler.”
Mike Cameron: “This is great. This gives me hope. Thanks.”
Groundhog Day is another movie with tons of funny quotes! Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell are amazing in this funny flick.
Rita: “You’re not a god. You can take my word for it; this is twelve years of Catholic school talking.”
Phil: “Why are you here?”
Rita: “You said stay so I stayed.”
Phil: “I can’t even make a collie stay.”
Need more? Check out this great list of some of the funniest Valentine’s Day quotes and sayings from some of the funniest people on Earth!
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