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5 Funniest Valentines Day Quotes: Totally Hilarious Funny Valentines Day Quotes
Valentine’s Day can be quite serious with the pomp and circumstance of this day for loves and lovers. But love? It’s also pretty darn funny.
Here are 5 of the funniest Valentines’ Day quotes to use for your cards, emails, texts and Facebook status updates!
I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. ~Author Unknown
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Author Unknown
Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. ~Author Unknown
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll, “Outside the Dog Museum”
We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. ~Author Unknown
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