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Funny Christmas Quotes from Christmas Movies
Need some Christmas cheer? Enjoy these funny Christmas quotes from Christmas movies:
The Santa Clause: “Charlie, stay away from those things. They’re reindeer, you don’t know where they’ve been. They all look like they’ve got key lime disease.”
Fred Claus: “I’m from the South side of the North Pole, man.”
Four Christmases: “We just gotta get through these Four Christmases as quickly and painlessly as possible.”
Home Alone: “This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone!”
Elf: “We elves try to stick to the four major food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.”
A Christmas Story: “Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually four years old, but also a girl.”
A Charlie Brown Christmas: “Rats. No one sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren’t a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?”
Christopher Rogers 
Shana Aborn 
Joanna Mazewski 
Sunny Chanel 
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