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Here are the funniest Thanksgiving celebrity quotes just in time for the holidays. Enjoy!
I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. ~Arnold Schwarzenegger
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. ~ Jon Stewart
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” – Jay Leno
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. ~ Johnny Carson
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. ~Rita Rudner
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. ~ Erma Bombeck
Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants. ~Kevin James
We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing. ~ George Carlin
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude. ~ Ambrose Bierce
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. ~ Nicole Hollander
May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy, Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious, And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! ~ Anonymous
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yudh commented on Nov 24 10 at 12:21 pmThanksgiving is less than 24 hours away, and what better way to celebrate–well other than with turkey, cranberries and stuffing–than to brush up on your Thanksgiving trivia,
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Alizay Khan commented on Nov 24 10 at 12:55 pmThanksgiving is less than 24 hours away, and what better way to celebrate, and other than turkey, stuffing and cranberries, which to refresh your questions and answers Thanksgiving, and have some quotes in your pocket to shoot the family for dinner.
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