Hi Everyone! Thanks for joining The Real Housewives of New Jersey boxing match reunion part one live blog.  From what we’ve seen of the previews there is sure to be lots of fighting, screaming,  and drama, drama, DRAMA. Meow!

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See you at 10pm!

10:00: Already screams! Danielle wants to go and they’re gonna go!

10:01: Caroline’s lost 25 pounds. She looks great!

10:03: Andy Cohen is slamming Jersey Shore. I have a feeling Snooki and The Situation will come after them. Teresa just compared Danielle Staub to someone whose motto is gym, tan, laundry.

10:04: Danielle was heard doing naughty time? Why wasn’t this on an episode? Was it?

10:05: Point for Teresa for getting mean out of the gate. She wasted no time calling Danielle a pig. Point for Danielle for not punching her. Tie score.

10: 07: You would think that showing these clips of their little innocent babies would make the women cognizant of behaving better. Chances are slim.

10:08: Who watched the marathon today?

10:08: Again-Danielle was nice to Jacqueline. Another point.

10:09: Will the mystery be solved? What did Danielle do to Dina? She tried to get her daughter taken away?!?!? Danielle says no, but there are attorneys involved and some sort of gag order to keep things silent. No wonder they hate her.

10:11: Fight, fight, fight, fight! Andy Cohen needs body armor. Someone sedate Teresa!

10:35: Sorry everyone. My computer got so excited over all the fighting that the Internet couldn’t take it and shut down. Short recap: Lori is sitting in the back (possibly armed?), everyone wants Caroline as a mommy because she supports her kids even when they get bad grades and no one wants Danielle because they think she’ll try and live her life through them by making them model and sing and be a Jersey puppet.

10:36: On a side note, Andy Cohen needs to work out more. Teresa threw him down. Grown man disgraced.

10:39: Skinny Italian 1st step to all recipes. Do not menstruate while cooking.

10:40: Teresa’s diamond ring was just a sapphire. A diamond would cost like a gajizillion dollars or something (in her words). Do you agree with how Teresa raises her children?

10:41 Poor Joe. He will forever be the broke drunk.

10:42: Teresa will not give a straight answer on her finances. Do we believe everything the NY Post and every other media outlet writes? Yes.

10:43: But she will admit her lifestyle has changed. She’s been working.

10:44: Uh oh, Andy is talking McMarble auction.  Teresa doesn’t read any of the news. She’s really keeping closed lip. Keeping out the negative=DENIAL.

10:45: More denial. Joe was sober when he got his DUI. He was just sleepy. Maybe he slept-drank? Zzzzz. I know when I get into a car crash the first thing I do is go to my friends and kick back. Nothing says, “It’s time to celebrate,” like a fender bender.

10: 47. Commercial break. Shall we relive the moment?

10:49: Who believes that Danielle didn’t really want the illicit video of her to come out? Anyone? (insert sound of crickets)

10:52: Danielle plus Danny sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s?  The ladies seem to think so.

10:53: Danielle on how to throw a birthday party for your kid. Make it into a charity auction. Is that OK to do?

10:54: Even if Danielle says she “swimming in the lady pond,” would anyone but Andy Cohen really know what that means?

10:55: Teresa and Danielle are very similar. They both like to deny, deny, deny. But…let’s see Teresa do this:

10:56: Anyone find it weird that Caroline is actually defending herself about NOT being a stripper?

10: 57: Okay, this is actually shocking. Danielle has not gotten any money from illicit video #something or other. Jacqueline watched. Should she give Danielle whatever the going rental rate is? I think so.

10:59: Fight, fight, fight, fight. What is wrong with Teresa? This is not normal behavior for a grown woman.  She needs to settle down. Someone should seriously give her something to calm herself.

11:01: OK, this is nice. Point for everyone. Everyone has someone who loves them and they appreciate that.

11:06: Caroline wants Danielle’s autograph. I think she should actually get it, try and auction it off and when it gets no bids she can come back with some sort of back up to call Danielle a big zero, which she is just itching to do.

11:10: So everyone seems torn. A lot of you in the comments want Teresa to take down Danielle and a lot of you think Teresa is being NUTS. vttgl101 thinks there are a lot of skeletons in the closet and I completely agree!

11:12: Also agree with Starshine-Jacqueline behaves like an infant.

11:13: Caroline said she’s gonna go and she’s goin. I gotta say, I think she won. She raised her voice and pointed her finger and called Danielle a fool, but she managed to follow Evil Ringmaster Andy Cohen’s rule to keep her but on the couch.

11:15: And it’s O-V-A-R for tonight! Who do you think won? What did you think of this episode?  Should Teresa be tied down for part 2?  Do you think Danielle actually tried to get Dina’s kids taken away?

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