This is far more complex that just a simple love triangle. Tiger Woods’ love life is looking much more like a trapezoid or even a pentagon.

Many lives will be greatly affected by the recent revelations of Tiger’s and his “transgressions”.  So what will happen with the women in Tiger’s life?

The Wife: Elin Nordegren
She could end up being a very, very rich woman.  Tiger and Elin had a prenup and if she leaves Tiger because of his infidelities she could get up $300 Million bucks. This would be largest settlement in celebrity divorce history (the record currently is held by Michael Jordan’s wife who received about $150 Million).

The Mistresses: Rachel Uchitel, Jaime Grubbs and Kalika Moquin
If they don’t do back door deals with Tiger’s organization to keep their lips sealed, the women he was having affairs with could parlay this scandal into fame and fortune.  What kind of opportunities could come their way?

• The Playboy Spread – You know this legendary skin mag is lusting after the idea of having a pictorial of Tiger’s girlfriends.  But of course they’d make sure their photos were “tasteful.” Isn’t that always what they say?
• The Porn Movie – An offer that is usually not taken up on. But porn powerhouses like Vivid Entertainment is probably drafting a public offer right this minute. They love a naked celebrity. And you know someplace a Tiger Woods inspired porn film is being filmed right now.
• The Las Vegas Party Hosting – Taking a page from the Jon Gosselin play book, the girls could make a few bucks “hosting” a party at a Las Vegas nightclub. All they have to do is pose for some pictures, drink a few drinks and shake their money maker up in the VIP room. Not bad for a night’s work.  And since the alleged mistresses include a cocktail waitress, a nightclub promoter and a nightclub marketing manager, they have experience is this realm for sure!
• The Larry King Interview – If they want to go for the serious interview route complete with flattering lighting, pointed questions and the opportunity to shed some tears they could book an interview of this night time talk show.
• The Tabloid Interviews – Any photo, any text message, any details and proof of their liaisons will be worth their weight in gold to any and all tabloid out there. You know these gals are searching through everything to find any scrap of evidence.

But one word of advice, these gals better bank on it now because their fifteen minutes are ticking away.

And Tiger? He apparently was and will continue to be…screwed.

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