Jessica Simpson Vs. Perez Hilton

Put up your Daisy Dukes, Perez!  Ain’t nobody gonna lambast this little lassie’s family without some mud-slingin’ back, y’all!  What’s got Jessica all in a dither?

Apparently Perez said, among other things, that Bronx Mowgli didn’t “stand a chance” with Ashlee Simpson as his mother. He also calls Ashlee “Asslee” — perhaps just a harmless term of endearment?

Jessica’s war of words was fought with the new celebrity weapon of choice: Twitter.

Note to Jess: Sweetness, you are giving Perez exactly what he wants by Tweeting about him: attention and traffic to his site. Nicely done.

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