Bruce Willis Does His Own Shopping

Yippee Ki-Yay! Bruce makes bald beautiful AND does his own shopping!  I wonder what his kids  with Demi Moore — Rumer, Tallulah and Scout, call the newlywed’s wife?

If keeping with tradition, it would be “MOM” for “my other mom.” But then it’s still “mom” and that would probably get confusing (mostly for Ashton).  So when Bruce married model Emma Heming in March, my guess is she’s “Emma” or “Mrs. Willis” or maybe “MOSM,” short for “My Other Step-Monster.”

Photo: INF Daily

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