Johnny Depp Sexiest And Drunkest Man In NYC (Video)

After a evening out with punk legend Patti Smith in NYC Wednesday night, the newly re-crowned “Sexiest Man Alive” looked like he was back on the set of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Always the gentleman, Johnny did take the time to sign a few autographs on his way out of the restaurant, but I’d like to see if they were even halfway intelligible.

I guess it’s true that fatherhood has really mellowed Johnny out, because he sure can’t hold his booze like he used to … you know, back when he partied with people like Courtney Love.  He pretty much had to be dragged to his car.

Fairly embarrassing, especially if his Jack and Lily Rose watch TMZ, but I guess everybody deserves the chance to get totally sh*t-hammered every once and again with impunity.

In other Johnny Depp news, it looks like he will be revisiting his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the next installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, even thought it was reported that he would back out. I guess the $33.6M offer was pretty hard to refuse.

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