Posted by Lulu and Moxleys Mom on November 19th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

Forbes Hates Will Ferrell

will ferrell 300x225 Forbes Hates Will FerrellForbes is out with another one of those pesky little lists, this one accusing Will Ferrell — loving father of sons Magnus and Mattias — of being the most overpaid actor in Hollywood.  What other stars made the list and will presumably be boycotting Forbes?

In order of supposed terribleness:

Ewan McGregor: But that one movie about cloning with Scarlett Johannson was pure brilliance!

Billy Bob Thornton:  This bad santa is still a genius (Sling Blade anyone?)

Eddy Murphy: Listen, the guy is willing to wear fat suits and he was robbed of an Academy Award for Dream Girls. Give the guy a break.

Ice Cube: He named himself after a square meant to cool drinks. Enough said.

Tom Cruise: Heh heh heh heh! (Picture me laughing manically and jumping on a couch.)

Drew Barrymore: Maybe if she’d stop talking out of the side of her mouth more people would see her films.

Leonardo DiCaprio: You dump Giselle and everything goes to hell.

Samuel L. Jackson: Still a bad ass.

Jim Carrey: You start dating Jenny McCarthy and everything goes to hell.

For the full, boring details on Forbes’ methodology for insulting these people, click here.

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