Stinky Diaper Awards Go To Octomom, Bristol Palin and Debbie Rowe

Each year, Parenting magazine hands out it’s reeking trophies to some of the nation’s most famous “parentally challenged” moms and dads, and this years list of Stinky Diaper winners is a real doozy. Some of our favorite celebrity parenting train wrecks like Octomom, Kate Gosselin and Jon Gosselin have earned the honorary “di-STINK-tion.”

Some of the other esteemed recipients are folks like Bristol Palin and Debbie Rowe who, while not not as sickeningly fame-seeking as the others, became chum in the water because of their relationships.

I think it’s kind of interesting that nearly all of the Stinky Diaper winners are moms. Are there not just as many evil dads out there? What do you think about that?

Below is a list of the award winners, what they won, and why. Enjoy:

Jon & Kate Gosselin
Ah, So This Is Reality Award
The golden couple of TLC’s Jon & Kate Plus 8 watched their empire implode last summer as season five of the show premiered a crumbling marriage to almost 10 million viewers. Sharing their kids’ every tantrum and potty accident with the world at large has earned them a best-selling book, a million-dollar house, an endless tour of well-paid speaking engagements, and a fast scooter ride to complete and utter shambles. Hey, Nadya, watch what you wish for.

“Octomom” Nadya Suleman
Eight (More) Is Enough Award
We can hardly count the ways in which Suleman has earned her poopy Pampers. When the publicity- hungry single mom of six learned she’d have eight babies (all conceived with donated sperm via in vitro), she paraded her engorged midriff for the paparazzi and appeared on Today a week post-cesarean; when the tups’ 3-month birthday approached, she began talking about a reality-TV show featuring her brood. Given the spectacular success of Jon and Kate, we say: Good luck with that.

Bristol Palin
“Do As I Say, Not As I Do” Award
Just asking: Should Bristol Palin be pushing abstinence to her peers? After calling chastity “not realistic at all” in a Fox News interview last February, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin’s 18-year-old daughter, who gave birth to son Tripp in December 2008, hit the trail in May to tell girls that saying no is the way to go. “I just think that abstinence is the only… 100 percent foolproof way you can prevent pregnancy,” the not-so-sold-herself teenager said on Good Morning America. Words to live by.

Debbie Rowe
Mercenary-Mama Award
“Do I want the kids? Hell, no,” Debbie Rowe, ex-wife of the late Michael Jackson and the mother of his two oldest children, purportedly wrote to a friend who later shared her e-mails with the press. “Does it look good for me to ask for them?” she reportedly added. “Absolutely.” Pays good, too. Rowe has received more than $20 million from Jackson and his family in the past 12 years for forfeiting her parental rights. Blood may be thicker than water, but in Rowe’s case, it’s a whole lot thinner than liquid assets.

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