Nicholas Cage Is Afraid Of Mimes?

Nicholas Cage says he was being stalked by a mime artist. I don’t know if this is the creepiest stalker story or the funniest.

I’m leaning toward creepily funny.

He said, “I was being stalked by a mime - silent, but maybe deadly. Somehow, this mime would appear on the set of ‘Bringing Out the Dead’ and start doing strange things. I have no idea how it got past security. Finally, the producers took some action and I haven’t seen the mime since. But it was definitely unsettling.”

Would it be scarier if it were a clown stalking him?

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