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Jon Ignores Rabbi’s Advice, Goes Straight To Hell
Imagine this scene: Jon and Hailey slip inside a bar on 72nd Street in Manhattan to hide out from the Halloween crowds, then they look around and realize the bar is filled with half drunk dudes wearing Ed Hardy shirts, dressed up as Jon Gosselin for Halloween! It’s a glimpse into pure hell… and it all happened because he didn’t listen to his new spiritual adviser Rabbi Schmuley Boteach when he told Jon to ditch 23-year-old Hailey.
True story. Admittedly, it was more of a Christmas Carol-ish glimpse into hell, not quite the real thing yet for Jon. He still might have time to turn it all around.
Apparently, spies in NYC said that the supposedly feuding Jon and Hailey were acting as happy as ever. Says a spy for the New York Post:
“There were a few people dressed as Jon Gosselin in the bar and staff were ordered to keep the fake Jons away from him. Someone asked to take a picture but he said he wanted to be left alone. Once the crowds were away he and Hailey looked like a normal couple.”
I’m not super spiritual or anything, but I take this as a sign from above that Jon needs to change his ways — for the good of his children and the good of mankind in general.
Walking into a bar filled with people dressed as Jon Gosselins is bad enough. Imagine a place filled with real Jon Gosselins… it could easily bring about the end times.
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Kristy commented on Nov 05 09 at 9:09 amBest. Headline. Ever.
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