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Kanye West Dead?
(Twitter) This just in: Kanye West is dead.
See, you know it’s true because he’s pictured with Sir Paul McCartney who has been reported dead since the mid-60s.
This just in: Hoax.
Look, whomever started the Kanye West is dead rumor, I’m really happy for you, and I’mma let you finish, but Balloon Boy had the best hoax of all time.
Seriously? Again with the dead celebrity hoaxes? And another rapper?
The Twitter was all a’twitter this morning with word that Beyonce’s biggest fan had died. No details, no sources, no nothin’. Just an RIP and a bunch of Taylor Swift references. That, my friends, is a legacy.
Kanye West has so much left to offer the world. He hasn’t even started to procreate yet, what with spending all of his time recreating. America needs little Kanyes.
Let this be a wake-up call to you, Kanye. You survived this hoax, but life is fleeting. Take chances. Don’t be afraid to be yourself.
Also just in: Amber Rose isn’t happy about the rumor so stop it.
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Dyan commented on Oct 21 09 at 12:34 pmTaylor Swift sure is handy with that Twitter.
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