Megan Fox Was A Cutter, Just Like Angelina

Megan Fox so wants to be Angelina Jolie. She says she doesn’t, but man she should stop being such a copy cat. It’s like she’s trying to out sexy Angelina.

Megan has all the misspent youth talk down as well as the sex talk. She needs to wear less makeup and remember not to try so hard though.

The most recent similarity: she says she was a cutter. Damn, she’s had a hard life. She was in school and didn’t get along with the other girls, join the club.

She’s so melodramatic. If she really was a cutter, that’s horrible, however I think she’s just purporting an image that brings her publicity. If she really wanted to be like Angelina, she should be making us miss her and wonder where she is.

I’m not sure if she and Brian Austin Green will ever get married. If they do, then she’ll be the craziest step-mom out there.

Source

• Megan Fox - Is She Or Isn’t She?
• Sunday Cute Shot - Green, Fox, Red Bag
• Celebrity Guess Who - The Step-Mom Edition
• Angelina Jolie Feels Threatened By Megan Fox?
• More Ridiculousness Expected From Megan Fox