Eddie Murphy Dead?
Assume the position. You know the drill.
The not dead star of the day is… well, you probably read the title already, but it’s Eddie Murphy!
And nobody is more relieved than Mr. Murphy and possibly his children.
Tell them what they’ve won, Eddie.
Seriously, what is the deal with the fake deaths?
Who does this benefit? The terrorists?
Murphy is the third big name this week following the reported and totally untrue deaths of Eminem and some cat named Robert Pattinson. Also not dead.
And of course there are more.
This kind of thing has always been around, but since the passing of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, it seems to be a weekly, sometimes daily, occurrence. Who the hell thinks this stuff up?
Go about your day. All is well.
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