Stuff You (Don’t) Need: Remote Control Tissue Box

So the kids still haven’t grasped the concept of covering their mouths when they sneeze, and you can’t afford another sick day. Take “hands off” TLC to a whole new level with this remote-control tissue box, which lets you drive the Kleenex from one room to the next at some pretty impressive speeds (video below). Sure, you don’t need it, but you know you want to play with it:

Get yours for $43 — or roughly what you’d spend on 43 boxes of tissue — from Japan Trend Shop.